Steff💀

ethereal: a fleeting force, untethered by reality.

[Steff💀 @steffunusual_]

it's hard to put into words how hurt I am right now….just trying to breathe through it.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

men are traumatizing because what do you mean you expected grace for your mistakes but gave me consequences for mine

[Adekunle Olopade @adekunleolopade]

Ycee does not know what he has done for me with this Olodo Uprising comment.

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[soup @tidepoolsoup]

you can learn everything you need to know about a person by observing how they drive

this is dating advice

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

the way my face lights up whenever i watch a romcom is proof that no matter how avoidant i act, i'm still a lover girl at the end of the day

[BIGSAM :) @badghel_sam]

Getting my number is kinda easy, but now who will you chat to? 😭

[‏ً @foluswago]

ideas plenty gan, i go dey there.

[Deisine @TDeisine]

Anytime a man is imagining himself as a woman, it’s always in a soft girl, a baddie, a working class madam. It’s never a submissive wife, a full time house wife or a mother of 7.

We all know what we are doing

[Mob President Christian @Chrisblin]

We failed everyone that died during Endsars, it’s a pity.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Insecure men love to emotionally punish women that are typically out of their league.

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Once you start working out you really gotta
work out for the rest of your life

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

how easy it is to talk about patience when the calamity is not yours.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[DANIEL @Dnxlstillwon]

I think our chapter is officially over, be safe my baby

[O.G™ 🤎 @Omogbolahann_]

African mom finding out you pay to listen to music:

[Tife @whoistife_x]

leg day is the only workout where you feel fine the whole time and then your true punishment arrives 48 hours later on a staircase.

[Olamiji @olamiji_i]

“No put me for talk” is the realest line to ever exist, cause no actually put me for talk abeg🤣