the capricorn tarot card is the devil and truly, isn’t every cap enslaved to an ideal vision of life that is both inaccessible to them and, deep down, really bad for them
Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs
Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod