Stephpacito

Twitter is where I act how I really am.
Jesus loving, homemaking, big family having, diy'ing type of life.
There's hella kids here.

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The CDC just announced you should get down with the sickness.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Body: We should go to bed.

Brain: Or we could look up history's deadliest carnival accidents.

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@AnecdtlBrthCtrl @daddydoubts Ahem... #6

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@PedersenAhmed @daddydoubts This is how we got #5.

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@tacobell The grilled cheese burrito had meaning. #bringbackgcb

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"I couldn't decide what I wanted so I ordered way more food than I could ever eat" is a recurrent theme in my life.

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@Mirimade The snack that feels like crack 🎶
Goldfish!

[Momarazzi. @Mirimade]

Other Mom; Oh, good, you brought Goldfish for the kids!

Me: Haha, no, I... I did not bring these for the children.

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@Mirimade

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@hmramos0503 @cafchaosgrace @messymama18 @saltymamas

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The baby slept 5.5 hours last night. He's breastfed so this feels huge.

Lovely to sleep that long however, here is an actual depiction of my let down this morning.

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@hmramos0503 @cafchaosgrace @messymama18 @saltymamas Yay! Congrats! I'm proud of how chill I have been transitioning to a mom of 5 even though it's a pretty huge difference. Not perfect and not without triggers but more chill than I would have been 5 years ago!

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4 year old: why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: why?
Her: because he wanted to get runned over.

😳😂
So she's a realist.

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Husband said I need more contaienrd for my containers of containers.

...

Is he saying I should buy more containers then?

[Momarazzi. @Mirimade]

Newborn giraffe: Falls 6 feet to the ground, scampers around, quickly finds milk by herself.

Newborn human: Panic-searches for nipple that is currently in her mouth.

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@honestupbringin Sloppy joe to the noggin on a 10 day old 😂

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If you breastfed and never dropped food you were eating on your baby, you're a liar.

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@louby @saltymamas Listen. The first bruise my 3rd ever had was from a tablet to the cranium while bf'ing. I felt so awful 😭😭😭😭

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Mmmkay
Hulu after a decade of no cable or TV service
Is this what Rapunzel felt like when she left the tower?
Anna when they opened the gates?
Ariel when she sold her soul to an octopus woman for legs?

[🇺🇸 Happy ChillMore™ 🇨🇦 @cravin4]

All I’m saying is maybe the Flowbee should have a nose hair cutting adapter.