Stephanie Kostempski

luke perry obsesser.

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

@TWC your app through Xbox is complete garbage.

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

@xeric716x I think so. 'Cause I mean look at @BaileyJayShow. Pretty flawless.

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

@xeric716x ball sweat, hands down. But cleave sweat is more physically noticeable, therefore more embarrassing.

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

With all the outrage in the world, why is no one debating cleavage sweat vs ball sweat? These are real issues.

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

How badly did you screw up to be chosen as the reporter to go do live coverage from the village that Ebola wiped out 90% of its population?!

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

I have decided @erinmotz is the cutest human to ever live. Just finished day 2 of the yoga challenge & I feel so relaxed. Anxiety be damned!

[Joe DeRosa @joederosacomedy]

Just really been thinking about Bronson Pinchot all night.

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

@misskatehate "she's the sweetest person!" has been my response a million times. Haters gonna hate.

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

@misskatehate I laugh at a lot of people when I say, "one of my best friends is a stripper" and I get a funny look.

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

@stripproblems @misskatehate getting some motorboat action while throwing some bills at them is my favorite thing at strip clubs!

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

#DearZachary has left me a blubbering mess. I suggest watching it if you're into documentaries.

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

Just finished Dear Zachary. My emotions are dead. Holy shit. Thank you/hate you for the recommendation @MorganSpurlock & @OpieRadio.

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

I'm on a little mini-vacation from the 3rd to the 7th. I would like to catch up on hangouts since I haven't seen anyone in, like, 10 months.

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

@misskatehate but you're not a pop culture icon influencing millions of little girls (but you are in my mind).

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

Jordin Sparks - bum rush the stage and sing No Air for an hour.

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

Feminist but I'm gonna sing about "bitches." #VMAs #VMA2014

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

Boring to boring AND political. Great. Shut up.

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

Is she going to announce her divorce at the end of this performance the way she announced her pregnancy? #VMAs #VMA2014

[Stephanie Kostempski @stephcellresrch]

This is boring as shit, Beyoncé. #VMAs #VMA2014