Stephen Ross

He proclaimed the kingdom of God and taught about the Lord Jesus Christ--with all boldness and without hindrance! Acts 28:31

[stevenfurtick @stevenfurtick]

See, I am doing a new thing! Now it springs up; do you not perceive it? I am making a way in the wilderness and streams in the wasteland. (Isaiah 43:19)

[Stephen Ross @stephen47ross]

@DylanRasberry You gotta go get you fun socks

[Blind Chow @BlindChow]

INTERVIEWER: it says here you know how to PowerPoint?

HARRISON FORD: yes

INTERVIEWER: show me

HARRISON FORD:

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

Want to feel old?

People born in November 2016 are already old enough to fully understand object permanence.

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

COP: There's been a murder

BATMAN: I won't rest until I avenge them

COP: It's outside of Gotham

BATMAN: Actually I have got a lot on at the moment

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

#FridayThe13th occurs 688 times in a full-cycle of the Gregorian calendar. This makes Friday the most common day for a 13th to fall on -- but not by much. Thursday and Saturday are the rarest 13ths. They each occur just 684 times every cycle.

[kim @KimmyMonte]

i think this is a good time to let everyone know that sharks can’t sneeze.

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

COP: Can you describe the bear that attacked you?
ME: Less huggable than you'd think

[Paul @bingowings14]

I wondered what time sunrise was & when I looked out of the window it suddenly dawned on me.

[Paul @bingowings14]

Wink responsibly

[alexa @TheWoodenslurpy]

There’s a big difference btw knowledge and wisdom. Knowledge is something you can glean by Googling. Wisdom comes from Googling for years.

[bandcamp @Bandcamp]

So you love jazz? https://t.co/Ip5Vfu2dQw

[Johnny Normality (Even More Still Spooky Mode) @Probgoblin]

Fun fact: If you shout "Show yourself, coward" when you get home your dog will wake up and run into the room because it does not have a good grasp of English but is happy to see you.

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

Sundials don't mess around. A thread.

VULNERANT OMNES ULTIMA NECAT
(every hour wounds. The last one kills)

-Church of Saint Vincent, Urrugne, France

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

An "emirp" is a number that's prime backwards and forwards. The first thirty are: 13, 17, 31, 37, 71, 73, 79, 97, 107, 113, 149, 157, 167, 179, 199, 311, 337, 347, 359, 389, 701, 709, 733, 739, 743, 751, 761, 769, 907, and 937.

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

THERAPIST: As a young boy, did your mother ever treat you badly?

ME: As far as I know *pauses to think* my mother was never a young boy

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

high fives should be called high tens

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

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