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Reluctant adopter

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@LBRuT_Help Couldn’t you have reported it?

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⁦@LBRuT_Help⁩ I asked the owner of the house to get it moved but he ignored me. He has a drive with two cars so could have made room for the van but instead mothers with pushchairs and old ladies walking sticks had to walk in the road to get around. Selfish and dangerous

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⁦@LBRuT_Help⁩ Could you get the police to move this please. Sheen court bus stop Upper Richmond Road

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@LBRuT_Help 👍

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⁦@LBRuT_Help⁩ Dumped in Sheen Common by Kings Ride gate 🫩

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@ohhanxiety Dips the headlights

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@Spotify Just discovered the new song credits feature. Amazing. Thank you 🙏👏

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⁦@theroyalparks⁩ Sheen Gate Richmond Park. Out of order for about a month now.

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@Google
“Don’t be evil”
1. Kill the Nest app as winter approaches.
2. Kill the Nest device but make it look like its internal battery has died (coincidence!!??)
3. Tempt consumers with half price Tado replacement.
4. Don’t deliver Tado replacement (4 weeks and counting).
Be evil

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⁦@LBRuT_Help⁩ Hi there. Tree outside 86 Richmond Park Road SW14 trying to fall over

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@EE I have been a customer of all previous iterations of EE for over 30 years. Up until now, few complaints. But today I officially hate you. Utter, utter c***s

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@sciencegirl It’s a cow. Obvs.

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Not sure I’ll ever understand people

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@AvantiWestCoast And now the staff are telling us to behave ourselves because we’ve just been stuck at Runcorn for twenty minutes while the police came on to break up a fight, caused by your profiteering and incompetence.

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@AvantiWestCoast And the toilet between First and Standard Premium is out of order. Again.

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@AvantiWestCoast Why do you do this to your customers? Any idiot could have predicted the 19.43 from Liverpool Lime St to Euston would be rammed after a match between Liverpool and Arsenal. Train declassified, reservations not honoured, standing room only.

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@LeShuttle I booked a short stay return. When I made the reservation I didn’t know the vehicle registration because it’s a rental. Now I do. Adding the registration to my booking is impossible. You provide a link to add this information but it goes nowhere

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⁦@theroyalparks⁩ Even according to your own statistics, there is no justification for this

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@AvantiWestCoast You have a virtual monopoly on this route, so passengers have no choice but to put up with it. Like we always do.

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@AvantiWestCoast Well done for putting on a tiny train between London Euston and Liverpool Lime St at 10.37 on a Saturday match day. Absolutely rammed. Standing throughout.