M Steph Murray

revenge, candy, yelling

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[M Steph Murray @stephitaph]

@tigerpantss Oh, that's right! I do love the one I have from US! Now if they'd just give their Geneva dress pockets, too.

[M Steph Murray @stephitaph]

I swear to everything that if some company would make a t-shirt dress with GOTDAMN POCKETS I will buy so many of them.

[M Steph Murray @stephitaph]

I’m headed out to a bar in my hometown on a summer Friday night.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Total student loan debt that would have been erased for millions of Americans: $400 billion

Total cost of the Trump tax cuts that largely benefited the wealthy and corporations: $1.9 trillion

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

[M Steph Murray @stephitaph]

This makes me want to become a milliner. How do I do that? Do you want me to make you a hat?

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

A club where you sit in silence and untangle necklaces

[M Steph Murray @stephitaph]

I had forgotten what Men in Bars are like, and I think we need to shut this whole business down.

[Laiken Jordahl @LaikenJordahl]

The Arizona borderlands are some of the darkest & least light-polluted areas left in the country.

Flipping the switch on these 60 miles of border-wall stadium lights would obliterate the darkness & extinguish thousands of stars in one of the last places we can still see them.

[M Steph Murray @stephitaph]

Chicago academic pals! Do you have any grad students or advanced undergrad students who would be interested in TA'ing a writing class this summer? If so, let me know and I'll get you in touch with a colleague who's looking!

[M Steph Murray @stephitaph]

My younger kid just delivered her birthday wish list and item #1 is a ventriloquist's dummy. It's too weird a request to not honor it.

[M Steph Murray @stephitaph]

I’m spending Mother’s Day launching my work children into the world. Congratulations, @CMU_BXA class of 2023! @CMU_CFA @CarnegieMellon

[M Steph Murray @stephitaph]

@MegStEsprit @AbbottElemABC @parksandrec My slightly older kid loves those and Brooklyn 99 ("even though it's about cops"), The Office, The Good Place. I'll add Superstore and Rutherford Falls.

[M Steph Murray @stephitaph]

So, Cocaine Bear is definitely an allegory about motherhood, right?

[M Steph Murray @stephitaph]

Pittsburghers! Come see @CarlosGringo13 be fantastic tonight! @whitewhalebks is a cool place to be!

[M Steph Murray @stephitaph]

I've got 8 events to get through and then I can dissolve into a fine mist.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Virgos scheduling their next breakdown lol

[Matt Dowell @dowellml]

When yours (mine) is the flexible class that gets deprioritized and students are honest about that, the appropriate feeling is to know you’re entirely right about students’ excessive school/life loads and direct anger toward the right people.

[M Steph Murray @stephitaph]

Pals, I'm having coffee for the first time in nigh on 6 months and I can't promise that everything will be ok.

[Reductress @Reductress]

How to Grow Your Bangs Out So Much You Escape the Surveillance State: https://t.co/nP8ZDgdpqH