Stephanie Jackson

Head cheerleader, homecoming queen, part time model

[Trace Bell @tracebelll]

I knew all those years of disliking Ed Sheeran for no discernible reason was going to pay off

[✮ @istgnolimit]

books be so fucking good how y'all don't be reading man

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Say what you will about the man and his billionaire daddy, he is ride or die for these puppets

[ser nora of kinktober @snarwors]

There was a guy at petsmart who was objectively a 4 but when I heard the TEENIEST BABY MEOW in the carrier in his hands and he went “spooky, please, we talked about this” he instantly became an 8

[cav empty @cavempty_]

she still has yet to view your instagram story my liege

[☆ nova ☆ @MelanatedMuppet]

the muppets should not be mourning people back to back

[I want that ol kind of grok n roll @jestermaxxing]

Smoking a cigarette while squatting in these would feel so good

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

And for the eldest daughter, perhaps an acts-of-service husband who loves to cook.

[ciel @xzcielz]

do u wanna hangout once the curse lifts

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

tired of being the only one who is hot and sexy.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

I love being hot and difficult.
Why in the fuck would I ever be easy going.

[Kali @102YLA]

I’m a very difficult woman and i intend on becoming even more difficult

[❀ @deallium]

sometimes i just need to sit in the sun about it

[Ivan ♱ @ivangxrcia]

If she got big titties and wear glasses. She's evil.

[☾เѵყ☽ @IvyD666]

with great boobs comes great responsibility

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[monica 🪏 @waystarroyhoe]

“why are we gendering the moon?” i mean why would the moon be a man lmao

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You ain't had a real reader girl before.

A kindle doll. A Libby lady. A daughter of the library.

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

sometimes the only thing that will regulate me is a salted pretzel from the mall