Stephanie Lindholm

Newspaper designer living in Austin, TX. Alum @UWMadison @uw_sjmc Works for @Gannett

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

@GoveeOfficial is the worst company ever! Do not buy their products! Have been trying to make a return for over two weeks! Customer service is a fucking joke! Absolute scam!

[John Hazlin @JohnHazlin]

I've proven that Orbit Bhyve Sprinklers have THE WORST Customer Service in the world. Called every day for a week. "Don't Call Us! We'll text you back," but they usually don't call back at all. When they do, their staff can't solve the problem because they are not 5G compatible

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

@Dyson tried to purchase the V8 animal by calling support when my V6 stopped working. Salesperson hung up on me because he couldn’t get his system to work. Probably will never buy from y’all again. Thanks to your terrible customer service!

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

@Delta worst flight experience ever! Just waited half the flight time at the gate for someone who didn’t even have a fucking ticket.

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

@shapermint I received a pair of leggings with a hole in them. Contacted customer support and was told a new pair was being sent. Still haven’t received after almost a month.

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

@jannapz2 @ThomasGeboyWX @NWSMobile Commenting on thread so I can follow along, also have a home on Ariola. Everything is bayside or downtown in posts. Both are flooded.

[Amber @RebmaNotrub]

Hey @Uber ,

I ordered a ride to take my girlfriend to work today, and the driver stopped for gas en route, missed 2 exits and doubled the length and cost of the ride. My girlfriend was late to work and I got overcharged for the driver’s mistakes. @Uber_Support any help here?

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

@AskLyft I had a very negative experience with a driver that ended up charging me $5 because the driver never showed up to the correct location and then wouldn’t answer his phone when contacted and sent a text that says “too busy to answer.” I would like to put in a complaint.

[Kirbie Johnson @kirbiejohnson]

Oh my god I love this

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

Have you ever wanted a midnight snack but not enough to walk ALL 10 steps to the kitchen? #lazythoughts

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

My hair is getting longer and the newest awkward thing I’ve been doing is getting my hair stuck in my armpits while doing literally anything that requires lifting my arms. #awkwardhuman #longhairproblems

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

Wow, Aidy Bryant’s “Shrill” is insanely relatable. Damn.

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

To all the instawitches who think hanging out in graveyards is cool: I hope the person whose grave you’re posing on for social media comes back to haunt your ass for the rest of your life. #TuesdayThoughts

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

Nothing gives me life quite like @jvn’s Larry the Weather cat stories #Larrytheweathercat #moreforecastsplease

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

I’m all for body positivity but if you have to post a soliloquy about how being fat is OK every time you post a full body picture, I think you’re the one with the insecurities.

[Alan Watts @AlanWattsDaily]

I could make a strong, if not conclusive, case for the idea that plants are more intelligent than people. More beautiful, more pacific, more ingenious in their ways of reproduction, more at home in their surroundings, and even more sensitive.

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

Have you ever dropped something so many times that you reconsider picking it back up?

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

My TV keeps disconnecting from the game and honestly even my Roku knows this shit is over #SuperBowlLlll

[Stephanie Lindholm @stephlindholm]

Is anyone else bothered by the Andy Warhol Commercial for @BurgerKing. Why did he take the bun off just to put the ketchup on the side and dip it?