StephanieLorence

comedian and writer from NYC, living in Cambs, UK.

[Louise Penn (LouReviews) @loureviewsblog]

The beautiful @EtceteraTheatre still needs your help to meet rent & operating costs or faces closure.

This tiny but important fringe space in Camden Town (above Oxford Arms) regularly stages brilliant emerging work in a safe & friendly space.

GoFundMe - https://t.co/8XXF3rJtXs?

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Bacon should be served crispy as a default, nobody wants pink limp bacon with the rind all white and stringy. Get a grip

[LADbible @ladbible]

"Any plans after work?"

Me:

[I Might Be Funny @imightbefunny1]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the photo frames sitting on the floor of my bedroom waiting to be hung up "when I get a minute".

[Emma Garrett @EmmaSGarrett]

.@Asda has announced that between 25th july-3rd September all children under 16 can eat a hot or cold meal for £1 in their cafes. All day/every day nationwide with no minimum adult spend. This is to help parents with the cost of living crisis during the summer holidays

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[Connor C. @ConnorColson]

Too many of you were told as kids you'd make a great lawyer without realizing that adult was calling you a dick.

[StephanieLorence @stephlorence]

Uvalde TX cops waited 78 mins after the first shots were fired to enter even after 2 KIDS called 911 begging for help. #UvaldeschoolMassacre #uvalde

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

Trader Joe’s? You mean the peanut butter cup store?

[StephanieLorence @stephlorence]

Thanks ⁦@velvetmag⁩ for featuring me in your Jan issue!! I can’t upload the whole blurb here, but pls check out the mag online to read more! Lots of great stories/local news! 🥳😎

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

December 1st: Mull everything. If it moves, mull it. Wine? Mull it. Cider? Mull it. Water? Mull it. Socks? Mull ‘em. Pigeons? Get them mulled. Hair? Mullet. Kettle? Fill it with mull. Mull everything in Britain.

[Douglas Emhoff Archived @SecondGent46]

From our family to yours, Happy Hanukkah.

[GINA TONIC @GlNATONIC]

the absolute worst bit about going for fancy pizza is having to cut it yourself why are you trying to make me look like a dick

[StephanieLorence @stephlorence]

What they give three year-olds for Halloween in Cambridge 😂 Don’t mind if I do…#Halloween #cambridgehalloween #TrickOrTreat #darkchocolate

[Johnny Taylor, Jr. @hipsterocracy]

One year my neighbor Joyce straight up handed out grilled cheese sandwiches to trick or treaters.

[StephanieLorence @stephlorence]

Can’t stand pumpkin carving or hot dogs and both are happening today. An embarrassment to Americans everywhere 🎃🌭 #halloween2021 #pumpkincarving #Cambridge #americanexpats