Stephalosporin

@NotreDame ‘12. #GoIrish ☘️

[Stephalosporin @stephwess]

I like to say “GURLLL” to patients when they tell me something shocking and/or concerning because I’m not like a regular doctor I’m a COOL doctor

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

I have decided to not attend the @AmerUrological annual meeting in San Antonio, TX this year. My husband & I are trying for our 2nd child. At 39 yrs old I have a high risk of miscarriage & I don't want to go somewhere my healthcare options are limited should I have an emergency

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

Every female physician felt this in her core.

[Stephalosporin @stephwess]

“Are you better off now than you were three years ago?” 💯 yes. Because three years ago I was a resident.

[Danté Stewart (Stew) @stewartdantec]

Representative Katie Britt’s response is a weaponized white Christian womanhood that is exploitive and violent. It’s a performance and almost dystopian in its feel. What we are witnessing is basically an altar call for whiteness.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

Sex cartels are bad, says Katie Britt, which is why she wants you to vote for a rapist.

[Benjamin Wolk @benjaminwolk]

Florida State isn’t that great:

• pulled away late from 6-6 G5 team
• needed prayer to beat 6-6 rival
• 3-point win vs. 4-8 conference foe
• lost by 10 at home

oh wait shoot this is my Alabama file one second

[Stephalosporin @stephwess]

The only snacks I have in my office are fiber gummies.

[Stephalosporin @stephwess]

Oh hey it’s us/our sign! 😂 @CollegeGameDay #GoIrish @taylorswift13

[Stephen ‘Dub’ya @sww4tb]

Ever saw a Taylor Swift sign on Gameday, she’s everywhere now 😂

[status annoyicus @medburnbook]

please I will start crying rn here rn now 😭

[Stephalosporin @stephwess]

My new hobby is keeping a running list of the silliest patient comments on their post-visit surveys.
1. I washed my hands too aggressively
2. I insisted on a chaperone being present for a sensitive examination

[Stephalosporin @stephwess]

PSA: it is still flu season. Can confirm. BRB sleeping forever.

[Stephalosporin @stephwess]

Pro tip: don’t research father-daughter dance songs before work. #ImNotCryingYoureCrying #allergies

[Stephalosporin @stephwess]

@babbymd @j_thePA @noom Agreed. I was feeling quite triggered and quit largely because of this. It was helpful to think of foods in terms of nutrient density and water content but the videos started to seem redundant even just within the trial period.

[Stephalosporin @stephwess]

@AlannaWannabe Not at all.

[Stephalosporin @stephwess]

@olsonplanner Ok yes they were employed by the affiliated university rather than HCA! This was 2018-2021.