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@marisakabas2 Awesome, thank you!!

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@marisakabas2 Me!

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

They did try that in a small town.

And 376 officers waited 74 minutes to confront 1 guy with an AR-15.

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@scottEmovienerd Coconut is awful
Toasted or even shredded
"You can't even taste it!" They cry,
Well, in the trash it's headed

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@ArielDumas @nabisco These made the best cheesecake crust - I am devastated

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@_BeautyByLMarie I lived alone for 15+ years, this thread is full of good security advice, but honestly almost nothing bad ever happened. I went out 3-4 nights a week, got drunk more times than I'd like to admit, picked up dudes and brought them home. My advice is don't be afraid to have fun!!

[Radley Balko @radleybalko]

Male West Virginia state police officers put a camera in the women’s locker room at the state police academy and recorded women for years, including minors participating in a “Junior Trooper” program.

https://t.co/bJaowf3tqE

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@Cooperstreaming Ex was taller than me so I asked him to change the furnace filter. I set the calendar reminder, bought filters, etc. What I neglected to ask was to dispose of the old one and the packaging for the new one. Discovered a year's worth of waste piled in front of the furnace. 😡🤷‍♀️🤣

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow Democrats just laughed at Marjorie Taylor Greene when she asked them to abide by decorum of the House

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Clarence Thomas -- $150,000 tuition, $686,589 in wife's salary, potentially $15,000,000 in travel.

Brett Kavanaugh -- $92,000 country club balance, $200,000 in credit card debt, and $1,200,000 mortgage.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

i can’t explain it but elon musk vs dril is the logical endgame of twitter.

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@peopleaskingwhy @Shenanigans_luv It's my favorite practical tip for new parents - you can rip that top layer off one-handed if baby has finally gone to sleep in your arms

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@DrewRipsCards @faceyouhate @Snog13 I'm the worst! Also it turns out the main characters are not American at all! SHOCKING

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Worth revisiting this bonkers thread about the White House Covid briefing that took place 3 years ago today. Republicans want to return this guy to power!

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@mlstrat You can still meet people organically while you are on apps, they are not mutually exclusive. Honestly love that on the apps you know the person is looking, as opposed to meeting someone IRL who is awesome but in a relationship or otherwise unavailable.

[Jim Brunner @Jim_Brunner]

BREAKING: WA State Senate approves assault weapon ban legislation on a 27-21 vote. #waleg

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@ANelsonLMPotter My kids had an alphabet toy where you pressed the letter and it would say it but sometimes it would say the wrong letter - we had to get rid of it!