Stephen Marquez

Hanger-on, miscreant, model citizen

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

Moscow's instantly-iconic exploding fuel storage tank is resulting in a flood of memes. I'll add a selection below...

[Stephen Marquez @stepmar]

@BleacherReport @FOXSoccer Exciting goal. Terrible call by the dependably mediocre Dellacamera.

[Stephen Marquez @stepmar]

@laythy29 You brought it in a stadium

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.

[Stephen Marquez @stepmar]

@JSWC1995 Isn’t Fifa kinda responsible for demanding such large capacities?

[Stephen Marquez @stepmar]

@rumpfshaker Austin misses you!

[Stephen Marquez @stepmar]

@shaunvlog_ Make a side trip here to Austin. Soak the vibe. Enjoy the music and cuisines.

[Logan Bolton @septisum]

Just asked GPT-5.5-Pro a hard math problem and in the chain of thought I can see it reading teenvogue

[Stephen Marquez @stepmar]

@scottlincicome @RobGeorge Scott.

[Stephen Marquez @stepmar]

@Kurt_A_Eff @weatherchannel ESPN should bring back their slow crawl version of SportsCenter which had poppier jazz music and mini box-scores scrolling over a couple of minutes...

[Stephen Marquez @stepmar]

@NFL_Convo 3

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

Been standing here for 15 minutes. Nothing!

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

BREAKING: Lane Kiffin is leaving LSU to become the new ayatollah of Iran:

"I will forever cherish my 3 months in Baton Rouge but becoming Supreme Leader is the next chapter in my career." 🇮🇷

[Stephen Marquez @stepmar]

@bryanrbeal Send lawyers, guns and money.

[Donald @_donaldishim]

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top five times you almost died.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Furious Trump Imposes 1000% Tariff On Supreme Court https://t.co/AgDYgN53rW

[Stephen Marquez @stepmar]

@NFL_Convo 3

[its only Joe @JoeTheCynic]

For those mad that Bad Bunny will performing mostly Spanish at halftime and won’t understand, we’ve been listening to Pearl Jam for years and still don’t know what Eddie Vedder is saying

[War Witch will hold this territory @HRHTish]

@WhiteHouse hErE In aMerICa wE uSe eNGl1Sh