Logan Stepp

MHRI

[jame @kloogans]

silly putty is just putty to a sick fuck like me

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you can’t do that anymore

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

(LIVE) through the ditches and
(LAUGH) through the witches and
(LOVE) in the back of my draguuuulaaaaa

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

God gives his hardest lemonade to his strongest Michaels

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

who wanna go Christmas caroling? We singing Dethrone by Bad Omens

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Still haven’t watched Star Wars.

And my life continues getting better.

[Masculine Theory @MasculineTheory]

Brother,

Slow down.

This shit is supposed to be fun remember?

[birdbath @birdbath]

After I heard that rappers hold their pee in after drinking lean to make it hit harder, I started doing the same thing with coffee. I was about to piss myself on the subway in my light-wash Japanese denim so I discreetly hunched over & released in a Gatorade bottle I half-concealed with my hoodie. A homeless guy must've noticed because an appropriate amount of time after, he approached me with a noticeably lithe strut & offered me half a gram of crack for $40. Something about his aura instilled a certainty in me that this was a good deal so I took him up on it, he then gave me a pipe in exchange for a cig. As soon as I hit it, I knew it was meth, but when you get in that "doing" mindset you're not gonna pull back, like when you're at a show grinding on some [tradwife] & the strobe light illuminates the silhouette of her Adam's apple for a couple flashes. You change course slightly, telling yourself it's only for the night, and you ensure nobody you know finds out. I had no ill feelings towards the homeless guy, as unlike many vagrants I could intuit that he wasn't demonically possessed, but rather was channeling the archetype of a fairy, notorious for their trickery but with a lighter, jester-like quality which you can't help but chuckle at. It helps his case that he sold me high-grade glass, whereas a lesser hobo would've sold me bath salts & baking powder, at best. Long story short, the piss method does work. If you train your bladder well enough, it ups the potency almost as much as inhaling a cig through your nose does. Rightwing holistic bros don't talk about this.

[Fillmore Wilbury 🎶 @RussRoth4]

I’m glad houses and buildings don’t move around, that would complicate everything

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am testing this hip replacement to its limit

[wint @dril]

supporters of big bird... GET LOST! This is a space for those of us who fear and despise him

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

i think im gonna get drunk tonight

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Figuring out how to laminate my rage.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

the sounds my body makes when i first wake up can best be described as concerning

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Yeah I’m into BDSM. Being a Damn Silly Man

[Logan Stepp @steppanowski85]

"A baseball bat?" "Yes, with the nails in it."
@DropoutKingsAZ

[Logan Stepp @steppanowski85]

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