Steve Forgash

I am a peacock, you gotta let me fly

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

Hey @Wendys why don't you guys have square buns

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

#Top5FavoriteThings @babyjooj
1. Grimace's birthday meal
2. When someone makes a typo and accidentally adds a ? at the end
3. Not getting sand in my potato salad
4. $1 happy hour oysters?
5. ITYSL memes

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

Since Twitter may implode at any minute I may as well post the one tweet I had saved to my drafts, so here goes nothing:

Chrissy wake up, before I go go

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

@kfitz134 @babyjooj

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

1. Pretending a pretzel rod is a cigar
2. Reversible belts
3. When a rookie gets his first MLB hit and they immediately show his parents hugging & celebrating
4. Setting an out of office
5. Any food/drink item that begins with the word "bottomless"

@babyjooj #top5favoritethings

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

@kfitz134 @TerrapinHoops @kmastafitz It's supposed to be fun, scoring 61

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

My guy Geno making this bad tweet from exactly 8 years ago today look slightly less terrible

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

I am finally convinced. #Geno you are the future. #Jets

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

#Top5FavoriteThings @babyjooj

1. Getting Final Jeopardy right
2. Listening to Monster Mash year round
3. Saying "first round of drinks is on me" at an open bar wedding
4. The Fancy Fixins at Cracker Barrel
5. Making a joke so dumb that no one laughs & everyone rolls their eyes

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

It brings me absolutely no pleasure to report that I am now someone who says "Happy Friday!" at the beginning of a work email

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

"Started from the bottom now we here" - the cicadas

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

Do you enjoy participating in The Wave at sporting events?

[katherine fitzgerald @kfitz134]

me to @steve_4gash when the trivia category is “shrek facts”

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

Which way are you going @DevinBook

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

Sometimes I think back to the time my high school history teacher told me I have the widest back he has ever seen and I still have no idea if he was roasting me or hitting on me

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

@kmastafitz @Y0ungRyan I'll give it a try as well. The Jets suck.

[Jake @RealJakeAlpert]

Election 2020

[Steve Forgash @steve_4gash]

Hello @realDonaldTrump if you concede the presidency right now you can have the remaining balance of my Dave & Buster's Power Card. You have 24 hours. #TheArtOfTheDeal

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

STOP THE COUNT!