Steve Jail

MI5-CIA Joint Scholarship recipient for Drone Studies, at the Harvard Kissinger School of Napalm

[Steve Jail @steve_jail]

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[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

New York Knicks owner James Dolan has tested positive for coronavirus.

[no earthquake (ear flu victim) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish:

[Steve Jail @steve_jail]

@bf_crane

[Steve Jail @steve_jail]

@devahaz “I don’t think they or any words should be taboo. I stopped using them because they make some intellectually disabled and gay people feel bad when they’re used that way.”

Do you see the contradiction between these two sentences?

[Steve Jail @steve_jail]

@acnestudios what is your position on the matter?

[Steve Jail @steve_jail]

Last night this lady asked if Lucien was a “pro-hamas” restaurant because of my houndstooth Acne scarf lmao

[Steve Jail @steve_jail]

@foolibuster Instant banger

[vost @foolibuster]

burial

[Steve Jail @steve_jail]

@JohnnyCallicutt Why is Sluggo Chinese in this one?

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Sitting respectfully next to a girl on the bus for 5 minutes) April fools! I'm actually going to try and talk to you;

[Jack @whothehellsjack]

Brace and YungChomsky are going to Cuba!!!

[clifford carmichael @former_gcup]

Talking stage be like “have a safe flight!”

[Steve Jail @steve_jail]

@transgendererer Show some respect

[Steve Jail @steve_jail]

@eclairfifi @Olivia_Reingold Get her ass!

[Luka Doncic @lukadoncic]

when you lose the one you wonted

[Steve Jail @steve_jail]

@zzbalmz @richmintz Heed your own advice and go book an appointment brother

[Steve Jail @steve_jail]

@annieroooney Annie you have the opportunity to do something so funny…

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

How lucky are moths to have found such a plentiful earthly analog to something cosmically unreachable; and how lucky are we, to have phones with so much games on them

[Steve Jail @steve_jail]

@mmoorrggaannrr_ The kids yearn for Hella