Steve™

🧷 I’m a dad that designs games and makes up stories about the future. Everything else is just details. @matthewlillard once described my beard as “ferocious.”

[Steve™ @stevemedeiros]

There’s a reason you separate the military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other protects and serves the people. When you militarize a police force, the enemies of the state start to look like the people.

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Hey
@tenthousandcc -- I got the pants I ordered but not the shorts? Tracker says delivered but not all my items arrived. Can I get some help here?

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@PicturesFoIder 2453829

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@cbdmd_usa Where are the Immunity gummies? Where are the Sleep Aid gummies? 🤬
The two things I order from you on a regular basis are just not available anymore? Lame.

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@cbdmd_usa Super disappointed that you let us order items that are out of stock, then take our money with no idea of when they’ll be delivered. Just expected more from you all. A refund is nice, but integrity and dependability is better. #cbdmd

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@RuleXero @thiseffingm This.

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@wasd20Nate Dune. Star Trek Adventures. Tales from the Loop.

Soooo many.

[Steve™ @stevemedeiros]

Me, to my high school self: “Metallica? Yeah, man. They’re still releasing music, but honestly I wish they wouldn’t.”
My high school self:
Me: “No, seriously, it’s just lame now.”

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@PRSTNCofVision I love you, man. #fuckcancer

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@hanalyst 🤚🏻

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Find me here, I guess.

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Dear @pizzahut Please fix your stupid broken website.
Some of us need pizza. Guess I’ll try @littlecaesars.

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Nothing to see here folks. Business as usual.

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Forever vigilant. Gotham’s protector. Rest easy, sir.

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@bainelaker When you can’t afford the subscription fees for air on Mars:

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@bainelaker Definitely the kind of person you want in charge of your air on Mars.

“Everyone can have filtered air, you just have to pay a subscription fee.”

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@MrGonev6 This is the way.

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@Owen_Stephens Ms. Frizzle (Magic School Bus)

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The Doctor: “You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that need altering.” #DoctorWho

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@ksorbs I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.

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Well, my days of not taking Kanye seriously are certainly coming to a middle. #GetHelp