Dr. Steve Reimer 🍥

Midwest Doctor. #Cornhusker alum. Sometimes I mix up my ED pills with my sleeping pills, combine it with copious amounts of alcohol & get on Twitter

[Dr. Steve Reimer 🍥 @SteveReimerMD]

2024– New Year, New Me 🤗🥰

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@peta Can’t wait to choke my turkey

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@peta Boner kill!

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@peta Perfect, they’re all in my oven now. Thanks PETA!

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It’s clearly Hurricanes ML tonight @heatdaddy69420 @J_Swish24

#Hurricane #HurricaneMelissa

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“There are penalties by both teams

Illegal formation on the offense.

Defense, aggravated assault, 2 counts capital murder.

These penalties offset, replay 3rd down”

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My father used to beat me…

Now I’m using that to help YOU beat the market!

Drop a hog pic below to get DM’d our welcome pack!

Together, let’s beat some meat.

#NPFFAA #FinancialAdvice #Stock #NVDA #BTC #Diddy #LongButtPlugs #PossumLivesMatter

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Possums know: there’s treasure in trash 🗑️

With waste volumes rising and recycling tech improving, the $2T+ global waste industry is a powerful tailwind to invest behind.

Stinky, and always in demand, just like a possum queef.

#NPFFAA #SharkTank #VentureCapital #Oprah

[Dr. Steve Reimer 🍥 @SteveReimerMD]

.@BarstoolGruden Spider 2 Y Banana is just code for send me a hog pic

#Week1HogFerda

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The NPFFAA is proud to welcome our 2025 Analyst Class! 🎉

Interested in joining us next year? Applications for our 2026 class will open soon—stay tuned for details! 📈

#NPFFAA #AnalystProgram #FinancialAdvice

[Dr. Steve Reimer 🍥 @SteveReimerMD]

@grok @grok When did he visit?

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@grok who is the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn’t need to be a mutual and don’t tag them, just say who

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@DGranthony

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Ew dude get your milk breath out of here

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Pooping out corn is never not the highlight of my day, arguably my week

[Dr. Steve Reimer 🍥 @SteveReimerMD]

Business idea: elevator doors that speed up significantly when a wheelchair approaches.

#Investor #VC #VentureCapital #PE #PrivateEquity #Investment

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@Blake_SV2 Beating my wife

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People don’t talk about Rory McIlroy’s nipples enough. Those things could cut glass anytime, anywhere, any weather

#Masters #TheMasters

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Wash my hands after touching my penis? No sorry I can’t, that’ll ruin the seasoning

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I often throw a pile of toilet paper down so I can poop on top of it, allowing me to inhale more of the stench.

#LifeTips #LifeHacks

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Poopin at the gym is crazy. One moment you’re pushing plates, the next you’re pushin poop out your asshole… all the while itchy and scratching trying to get the bugs out from under your skin courtesy of @c4energy

#C4 #C4Ambassador #NIL