Kyle M.

Sluggish, lazy, stupid, and unconcerned.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

@instagram

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

You know George Washington and Ben Franklin are rolling around in their presidential graves at the thought that this is now a Roughing the Passer penalty in America:

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

This year of courseee!!

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

#4 Is Genius, But The Rest Of These Pictures Of Latte Art Are Okay Too https://t.co/8Rw89n2tbU

[Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot]

Man, if he goes to the #Phillies, DC will melt down.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Philadelphia Museum Of Art Erects Statue Of Overweight Tourist Posing Next To Rocky Statue https://t.co/mjiGQLxIIz

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

I've been going to San Francisco for the past several years for Thanksgiving at my uncle's house and gotta be honest, not a lot of salad. So much for "data journalism" LOL.

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

SIXERS WIN! https://t.co/Xn1YUZyAlW

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy Worried It Came Down Too Hard On Jeff Yesterday https://t.co/SItZvrE4DB

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

“HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!”

@ElalcaldeRafa's call of @NickChubb21's 92-yard TD for our Spanish radio broadcast is just amazing: https://t.co/wD12TTBFVq

[Kyle M. @SteveVanKeith]

@leastUsedEmoji

[Kyle M. @SteveVanKeith]

@aclee_clips @aclee_ @WynneSalvas

[Bricks Assembled @bricksassembled]

i’ve either made a great discovery or a terrible mistake

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

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[Dave Wasserman @Redistrict]

If Dems/Kav-outraged are going to overcome this defeat, they must first acknowledge public opinion is *not* on their side right now in the states that decide the Senate.

Impassioned protests & 2020 “nominee funds” aren’t a substitute for the more complex task of changing minds.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Voting *against* him and doubling down on her image of honesty/authenticity is a high-variance strategy and will probably not work. But the alternative is quite possibly worse, and you want to take high-variance strategies when you're down in the polls.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Yeah, I don't get why this isn't more of a part of the conversation. Also, these lies were almost daringly cynical—hard to categorically disprove (*prove* to me that Kavanaugh & buddies didn't have their own non-canonical definition of "boofing") but just not at all plausible.

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

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