Stephen Watts

#coys 🏊‍♂️ 🚲 🏃‍♂️

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@chloehamilton @victoriafinan By second child wasn’t registered until 10 weeks and third until 5 months. It’s not the law, GP can use the red book

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@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @sidlowe @NickyBandini @Will_Unwin

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@SpursArmyTweets Only an absolute d*ckhead would think this is funny.

[Keith @keithdunn]

Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis finished loop five of the #BM100 in 59:58:21.

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@Billie_T I hope I upg

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@BBCSport He played half a season in 21-22

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@bbc5live Onana kicked it long against Spurs for Ajax. Moura got the 3rd goal half a minute later. Going long doesn’t always work

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@BMWChoices @DulwichRoads @mcash @RM_Leeming @margynewens @Southwark_News @SouthwarkLS @lb_southwark @east_grove @AlleynsSchool @Alleyns_Junior If the road is closed, they don’t need to check for cars do they?

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@capri280lj @DulwichRoads @mcash @RM_Leeming @margynewens @Southwark_News @SouthwarkLS @lb_southwark @east_grove @AlleynsSchool @Alleyns_Junior Because the road is closed to vehicles

[Poppy® Watch @giantpoppywatch]

The true spirit of Poppymas!

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@thesundaysport @CrimeLdn Thought they were just playing Fact Hunt!

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@Halemp 😂 very good. The joint top point is totally true as well 😂

[David @Zero_4]

Tory MP Michelle Donelan: “We are the Party of facts”

*VT compilation of Tory lies*

Victoria Derbyshire: “There was never a proposal to use 7 bins, we can’t find any council that wants to decide when you can go to the shop & Labour have never proposed taxing meat”

#Newsnight

[Spurs Army @SpursArmyTweets]

@DickieSchmidt NoT aBoUt SpUrS. 👍

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@maxrushden @asifkapadia They can reply the CL final then!

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@asifkapadia Give it a rest now, you’re soiling the memories of your documentaries!

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@asifkapadia

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@YidVids Chelsea at home September 2001. Ended up with the seats where the pole was directly in front. Before camera phones sadly!