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@SethAbramson I've never known Melon to sell himself short like this before.

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@atrupar What bullshit. What there undoubtably are, are 1,000s of cases where voters show up to the wrong polling place, the workers check the rolls, discover they're at the wrong place & tell them so - & most often, spend a bit of time finding the address for the right place to go to.

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@factpostnews Bono also harks back to Paul McCartney singing to her at the White House. "These are words that go together well."

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@sarobertson_ I don't think this will be covered by the warranty.

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@atrupar "Haha! Well obviously, we've optimized social policy for rich white men, as god intended." - JD Thielbilly

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@DOWResponse @SecWar Wear that L, white boy.

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@herotimeszero But they have to decide how many of their schoolchildren they will give to the USA's missile fire, in order to get the payout.

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@atrupar 🎶
"Things are different today,
I hear every maggot say,
We must spend your cash to pay
to help Iran."

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@Emolclause Never stand between Chuggabud & a TV camera.

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@DoWCTO @DeptofWar @DOWResponse @RapidResponse47 Post all you want, it won't erase the L.

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@Acyn IQ47 humiliated himself!

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@Gerashchenko_en Isn't the majority of civilians in Crimea comprised of Ukrainian citizens?

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@atrupar "Don't quote me." JFC. Like that'll happen. He's lucky they didn't tattoo his words onto his forehead.

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@atrupar Someone should tell Ben that he's living in an age of lowered expectations.

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@Acyn Read it & weep, Trey.

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@herotimeszero Offstage, bibble sobs uncontrollably.

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@MeidasTouch The Iranians already knew it was a worthless scrap of paper, so there's no harm done.

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@WUTangKids IQ47 still has a seat at high table, but it's at the low end, below the salt.

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@TheRickWilson Ughfortunately, Ukraine doesn't have the troops or transport capability needed to take it back.

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@Acyn Green w/ envy of President Obama.