peach

Luigi innocent until proven guilty !!💚

[peach @stickypeach420]

The Sims got some fuckin nerve celebrating a 25 year anniversary when we're only at Sims 4

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

judge me by my enemies.

[Pxie @pxielovee]

If you don’t think your political ideology informs a core part of who you are, you might as well say you believe in nothing and have nothing worth standing for.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

TikTok: *Has normal algorithm*

Israel: TikTok is antisemitic!

US: Does your algorithm promote antisemitic content?!

TikTok: No, take a look, it’s just that everyone hates Israel

US: 😠

Israel: Ban it!

US: TikTok will be banned!

US citizens: *Download RedNote*

US bootlickers: Ha! I bet you can’t talk about Tiananmen Square or the Uyghurs on RedNote

RedNote: Check out these delicious Uyghur recipes!

US citizens: *realise how comprehensive US propaganda on China actually is*

Well played, America 🫡🇺🇸

[HealthRanger @HealthRanger]

This is what happens when real reporters ask actual non-scripted questions of the U.S. government.

[Amra Olević Reyes @amrezy]

Free Luigi

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

BILL BURR COME ON THE SHOW OH MY GOD

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

.@hasanthehun is right:

What's going on in Los Angeles today will become fairly common in years to come — unless the global community comes together to change our energy systems, take on the lies and greed of the fossil fuel industry, and enact a Green New Deal.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Don’t want to get to libbed up here but this is just devastating to watch. Tim Kaine is just brutally calling Pete Hegseth a piece of shit to his face. I owe you an apology Tim Kaine. I was not familiar with your game.

[hazel gómez @Palunquita]

Bad Bunny telling Jimmy Fallon how he's improved his English over the years and that it's Fallon's turn to improve his Spanish is EXACTLY what these gringos need to hear. They always expect to be catered to, and get uncomfortable when they aren't.

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

Not only do I willingly give my data to China but I also freely give my heart

[rae @raewolff_]

One of my favorite things on RedNote so far is the Chinese also making fun of how Brits say “bottle of water” 😂

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

anyways does anyone have any suggestions for good apps to learn mandarin that don’t use ai?

[nell | 累 @nellodee]

Here we go!! This is exactly the kind of convo I was hoping to see hehehehe

[The Moth @Jade_Geist]

@josheffing @womannumber54 Man they're literally holding their extra property hostage to repeal the rent control measure in a disaster zone

We used to run those people out of town

[Fuck Zionism! 🍉 @josheffing]

@womannumber54 Man sure would be a shame if their names were out there :|

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

you see how they arrest people who cause social disarray as opposed to re-electing them?

[peach @stickypeach420]

I used to use twitter to talk to celebrities!! I swear back in 2009 you could literally reply to their tweets and have a convo and now everyone has a social media team so no celeb is really touching their accounts themselves

[erika @yeeeerika]

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?