Jenna Stillman

wolftrainer,
#CNUalumni, #capitanforlife
book-nerd, science-nerd, superbitch,
superblonde: one of my many superpowers

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

Great, @Dove_Chocolate, just called me fat. #HeartAttackOfTheDay

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

When all your rats are named after Sex and the City characters. Guess who? #Berger #postit @RULivingston33

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

Fun fact: #DWTS dancers are super sensitive #sorrybro #awkwardcelebmoment @jimmyfallon

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

@RiverLochlyn you'll love that @ValChmerkovskiy got real ratchet at me via IG!!! #hatersgonnahate #datbootydoe

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

Apparently if you meet @ValChmerkovskiy on the streets of Nashville he will remember your drunk interaction #mybadbro

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

This happened to every dude that's ever texted a girl ever #definitelyadouche

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

Im sorry your life is lame and have nothing of any importance to say, but I truly don't care that you cooked yourself a meal. #youreanadult

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

Guys have weak bladders because they can pee anywhere. Girls on the other hand, we're like camels

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

Happy Halloween kids #HappyHalloween #Lion #loveyoureyes

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

When braiding hair there are two types of girls. The ones that rebraid when they miss strands and the ones that just cut that shit

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(714): The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say being single does have perks and this is one of them

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

Long hair and lipgloss greatest nemesis: windy days #longhairdontcare #justkiddingido

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

Apparently I've been observing NoShaveOctober. This bodes well for my sex life in NoShaveNovember #NoShaveNovember #singlegirlproblems

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Four drinks and I'm using curse words like commas.

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

When Bae is playin hard to get #relationshipgoals #halloweenspirit

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

Don't let anyone with weak eyebrow game tell you shit about life #caradelevinge

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

The day in the life of a #wolftrainer @AnimaILife

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

@xandercarey I did it just for you. You wanted to have a record of all my douchey thoughts

[Jenna Stillman @still_jenna]

Remember that time I was a wolf trainer and had to clear ditches all morning?? 😩😩#animaltrainerlife #zookeeperproblems