Christina Seung

the dumpling king

[Slouch @TommyHahs]

MeeMaw we’re coming @mothercain @stina1295 #coachella2023

[Christina Seung @stina1295]

@united thank you for changing my flight without notice and uprooting my plans 🙄 not sure why I continue to fly with this company.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Saying “See you next year!” on December 31st

- Corny and annoying
- Everybody hates you
- Seriously this joke sucks

Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st

- Mysterious
- Are you going on a long adventure?
- You may not understand how years work

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

sometimes I think america is alright and then I'll hear someone pronounce "niche" as "nitch" and be like actually no we do just need to throw the whole country away

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Your girlfriend doesn’t want heart shaped jewelry, I promise you. If you read this and still think she wants something heart shaped, I am willing to help you find something that isn’t ugly. This is my act of service to my fellow women.

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

people find out i have bad acid reflux and feel SO bad for me when i tell them i can’t drink alcohol. you think it sucks cause i can’t down 11 white claws in two hours tonight for no reason and wake up needing an IV? no. idiots. fools. it sucks because i can’t eat spaghetti

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

When I saw Oprah interview Michelle Obama, Oprah asked how Michelle got over feeling intimidated sitting at big tables filled with smart, powerful men and Michelle said, “You realize pretty quickly that a lot of them aren’t that smart.” I think about that quote every single day.

[James @CaucasianJames]

this is my new king until further notice

[Brady @pebbut]

Why do Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus look so much alike has anyone else noticed this

[hopifer @trshboatasswgn]

computer science major schedule:
1. beep
2. boop
3. boop
4. bop
5. 100k salary

[Morgan Fahey @morganfahey]

Anthony Bourdain was right about a lot of things, but the thing he was MOST right about is that if something is much more delicious in a restaurant than it is at home, it’s bc they used more butter than you want to know about.

[nat 🪿 @natmypresident]

men who say “thank god” because they’re having a boy instead of a girl do not deserve to have children

[Christina Seung @stina1295]

@globeandmail fire this idiot https://t.co/4vrPHFUlta

[Christina Seung @stina1295]

@michael_seung You’re not getting the fiat.

[same username on bsky @ElenaBjxrn]

Today I discovered that the French word for vegan cheese is "fauxmage" and I couldn't be more delighted.

[Christina Seung @stina1295]

There was an active shooter at my dad’s hospital today and I got some nice sympathetic responses

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

People seem to be debating which underage women are okay to have sex with.

It’s none of them. Not the ones who “look older.” Not the ones who seem “flirty.” None of them.

We have laws to help you understand that, but thanks for outing yourselves as creeps and would-be rapists.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

old town road is literally about horses.