Mr. Stone

Athlete. Model. Liar.

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

I promise no amount of explaining will prepare you for how bad this play is

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I couldn’t go on love island cause I have a cpap machine

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

Big congrats to Northern neighbor Canada.
🇨🇦 1 🇿🇦 0. Carry on co-hosts.

[em 🇦🇷 @needonegoalfc]

word for word... bar for bar. that's exactly what happened

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Elon, how about just paying the 5% instead of hurling random insults?

And here are the facts, man. Your USAID cuts did this: https://t.co/OPROIIve0Q

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

No idea who made this game, but it's extremely fun and addicting.

Thank me later.

https://t.co/eBuLwK7hU0

[critter @BecomingCritter]

how it started how it's going

[𝄞₊˚⊹ pinkuu @pinkuushi]

how it feels talking to literally anyone around my age

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by “Chad” judge in Miami court hearing.

[N. @Nlacombe_]

you’re 22. you scroll 3 hours a day. it feels harmless

at 28 you can’t read an article without checking your phone twice per paragraph

at 32 you don’t understand why nothing you start ever finishes, you’re still dreaming of this project you wanted to start. still no time

at 40 you’ve never finished a book in a decade.

it all passed

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Oh no my enemy just texted me he received the bouquet of flowers I sent which means my mother is about to receive a boxing glove on a spring

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Watching your girl dispute a room charge with the front desk

[Miguel Araiza @miguelaraizac]

covid-19 viendo las noticias del hantavirus

[Mr. Stone @stone_advil]

@rocks_boffin This response got me jacked up

[Vernon Wells @VernonWells10]

Bro…😬

[M🐝 @CakeMcJabe]

SABRES:
✅ sing along to O Canada
✅ love Labatt and Tim Hortons
✅ welcome everyone from across the border

HABS:
❌ tried to separate from Canada
❌ eat "St-Hubert's" or something
❌ will send you to jail if you speak English

I know who Canada's team is

[Anti Picks @theAntiPicks]

How to build a great NFL roster

QB- White
RB - Black
WR1 - Black (Shifty)
WR2 - Black (Big)
WR3 - White (gritty)
TE - White
OT/OG - Samoan/ Nigerian
C - Midwest White

DL - Nigerian
NT- Samoan
CB- Jits
S - One black One White
LB - White with long hair + Big black guy

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

This is still the greatest SNL sketch Norm MacDonald ever did 😂

[Vince Mpls @vincempls]

April 1945: In the final days of World War II, the Führer obsesses over absurdly large monuments for his reimagined Berlin, focusing on an idealized future rather than the reality of his collapsing Reich.

[Mr. Stone @stone_advil]

My two year old daughter is obsessed with Inside Out and as a result I am constantly getting re-traumitized by Bing Bongs death