Anand Dørairaj

A point is not a say.

[Anand Dørairaj @stonedwasherman]

Thank you Leo, you clutching beauty.

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Tennis Legend @TennisLegende]

Il me met un ace à 228. J’étais là : Fuck, je fais devoir servir.

- Pas le mot en F s’il te plaît.

- Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

- Nos excuses pour le langage. Corentin, je vais te poser une dernière question, s’il te plaît, reste poli […]

- Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

[Anand Dørairaj @stonedwasherman]

Remembering Bharathiraja. Go well, sir. Om shanti.

https://t.co/WnLPAQfTXJ

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

😂😂😂😂😂

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

THIS. 😭❤️‍🔥

[Vijay Mallya @TheVijayMallya]

When I picked Virat as a U-19 player @imVkohli for RCB @RCBTweets I didn't realise I was picking the best batsman in the World. Congrats.

[Leandro Trossard @LTrossard]

London is red. 🏆❤️

[Gooner Chris @ArsenalN7]

Josh Kroenke rocking that viral Gabriel and Saliba “Step Brothers” tee today was legendary. He’s a proper one 😍❤️

[Anand Dørairaj @stonedwasherman]

Top timing.

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Anand Dørairaj @stonedwasherman]

TIL that tens of thousands of Nilgai, India's largest antelope, roam wild in South Texas. Introduced in the 1920s-30s, they've quietly become one of the most successfully naturalized large mammals in North America.

[Sanjana Ganesh @ganesh_sanjana]

What special bond does #Ilaiyaraaja share with bus drivers and conductors in #TamilNadu? Ahead of his concerts this weekend, the drivers talk to me about the calm that his melodies bring to impossible days. I also curated a playlist of their suggestions. Link in the next tweet!

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We all deserve this ❤️

[Anand Dørairaj @stonedwasherman]

Glad to know that Messrs. Mukul & Gautam are Gooners too. Needless to say, their recent essays are delightful reads to drown one in Arsenal nostalgia..

[Mukul Kesavan @mukulkesavan]

Now Arsenal’s won, please read @gautambhatia88 great & hectic fan-memoir of the barren interregnum, where he alternates (in the present tense) between the landmarks of the Long Wait and the milestones of this epic season.

https://t.co/fryiSOFjx7

https://t.co/g7WOF5Qjnr

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

These streets are our own ❤️‍🔥

[Niall Ferguson @nfergus]

As a Scotsman who came to England when you could barely find out the results of the games north of the border, I found my way to @Arsenal so my sons could share my love of the beautiful game. All five of us hereby heartily endorse every word of this from @arseblog: https://t.co/9jOswyGlEP

[Premier League @premierleague]

North London forever 🎇

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

0.00(xWork) tomorrow morning

[WhatsApp @WhatsApp]

we love you @arsenal, we do 🏆

[Anand Dørairaj @stonedwasherman]

Come on you Gunners!

This one is for you, boss..