Steph Houghton

Not the captain of the England Squad
To err is human, to forgive is divine, and to be able to quote Pitch Perfect word for word is just plain awesome!
She / Her

[Steph Houghton @stoof1234]

Ok but why did Elton John introduce Donny Osmond as Brandon Flowers? #glastonbury2023

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Alex Turner tonight.

[ash⁷¹ 🐧🍃 #sunny18 @ashwayssunny]

this is truly one of my favorite underrated macdennis moments

[Steph Houghton @stoof1234]

@OllyBausor Because eventually they all sound like John Lennon

[Steph Houghton @stoof1234]

@jackxsaunders Honestly, I thought it was Richard Hammond doing an Alan Partridge impression

[Steph Houghton @stoof1234]

#glastonbury2023

[swisslet @swisslet]

“Is Cate Blanchett the Bez of Sparks?” Asks my wife.
#glastonbury2023

[Steph Houghton @stoof1234]

Care Blanchett is every millennial who used to listen to Bloc Party #glastonbury2023

[Steph Houghton @stoof1234]

Someone had the audacity to call me Baldist… I can’t be baldist, my husband is bald. I have so many bald friends.

[Andrew Stevenson @the_a_stevenson]

"I cook on fire: it's completely different to what everyone's else is doing."

It really isn't.

You're even wearing the uniform of all the chefs who cook over fire

#GreatBritishMenu

[Steph Houghton @stoof1234]

Anyone not had Gousto and fancies trying it…

https://t.co/WosirdghlT

Discount o’clock

[Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman]

But don’t get me wrong …

[Steph Houghton @stoof1234]

My top artist on #SpotifyWrapped is @boburnham for the second year running… I should probably up therapy sessions…

[Steph Houghton @stoof1234]

@funkygibbons Honestly thought it was Noel’s effort for the final

[Golden Square @GoldenSquareUK]

In honour of #TheGreatBritishBakeOff Final, our very own Paul Hollywood - Centre Director, Ian Cox - took on Golden Squares best bakes! We have to admit, all of the treats you can find here are worthy of star baker! #GBBO

Check out the full video here: https://t.co/Tt7HyymQWC

[Golden Square @GoldenSquareUK]

We're so pleased to launch #Christmas2022 with a campaign that truly showcases the spirit of giving, and the spirit of Warrington.

This year more than ever we need to remember "The True Spirit of Christmas".

Watch the video here: https://t.co/j5j4WVqhUr

🎥 @ludofoundation

[Steph Houghton @stoof1234]

I’d have been a fucking top Blue Peter presenter…

That’s it.

[Steph Houghton @stoof1234]

I’ve just finished supernatural. I’m not ok.

[Steph Houghton @stoof1234]

Do you understand the excellent pun work on Sister Act 2… Back in the habit