Stool Cap

low convictions weakly held. I would prefer not to. credit, pistachios, stocks.

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

inevitable no?

[Jay in Kyiv @JayinKyiv]

A whole new level..

Russians complaining that Ukrainian Forces are now outsourcing drone operations to gamers all over the world by connecting hundreds of drones to a virtual server and inviting skilled drone operators to take out battalions, with cash prizes awarded for each.

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

FED TASK FORCE

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

got quotes for some deck pier replacement project recently. bids ranged from $13 - 38k. I really appreciate the 3 hours the KKR affiliated salesmen spent educating me about the project to quote it 3x a 'normal' bid!

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

getting quotes for home service related shit nowadays is incredibly tedious/annoying with PE involvement, but I'm morally obligated to get quotes from PE-backed firms to intentionally waste their time.

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

Seriously tldr

[Hiroo Onoda @OnodaCapital]

how in god's name is this real life

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

6.22% mortgages. Nice war we got here.

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

Have we considered renaming it the Strait of America? Perhaps that would work

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

Live look at Marc buying his stock as he pounds IG bondholders to fund $25bn of CRM buybacks

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

Rates back to levels not seen since Thursday

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

total oil tourist, but seems like another nice window for domestic O&G to hedge into

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

@tangentstyle Investment grade fixed income asset management

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

March 2026: XLU pukes 10% on a Claude energy saving tool

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

Sorry, what?

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

Sub-six-minute mile pace uphill on skis: #WinterOlympics SPEED. 🔥

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

the volume of shit being thrown at the wall this far ahead of midterms is certainly a sight to behold... VZ, credit card rates, student loan garnishment, ICE/insurrection, Greenland, Iran (TBD)

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

@PScatterpatter bizarre year. I think Drake is competent but NFC ought to run away with it at this point.

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

I’d simply ban all O&G divvies and buybacks until they spend a half a tril on VZ infrastructure

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

@GovTimWalz bruh

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

@tangentstyle Houston D is as good as their offense is bad…+ Bolts OL is trash/hurt

[Stool Cap @stoolcapital]

ICE is on the over 2.7mm