Zombenkainen

.... I’m just a regular zombie.... nothing special here..... your average undead... just, chillin in Barovia.... totally not Mordenkainen...

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

Wowza! You know the squirrel that’s been skittering around the guild hall? Guess which undead wizard accidentally polymorphed himself into that? That’s right!

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@ThePartyRogue @thepartybarb @MysticParty Well it does the same to me sometimes! You just have to be careful to stop it before it grows to close to your mouth, or it’ll spread down your throat! Oh and don’t inhale when removing it either! It releases spores like crazy when removed!

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

Wow oh wow! It sure does take a long time to get digested by Assassin Vine! I hear I’m not the only one to resurface today though! @MysticParty I hear someone else has awoken?

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@ThePartyRogue @thepartybarb @MysticParty Nah, not really offensive, but then again I haven’t shaved in decades! Chultan Conidiophores love hair, I just let them beard on my face for a while and then boom! No more hair!

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@ThePartyRogue @thepartybarb @MysticParty Well, he could do with a shave, but I see your point.

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@ThePartyRogue @thepartybarb @MysticParty By normal standards I’m a rotting corpse, but we just tend to throw normalcy out the window here don’t we?

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@thepartybarb @MysticParty Well actually you’ve got a bit of a spot right here *licks thumb and tries to wipe off some dirt but only ends up smearing some blood on your chest* oh my, forgot about that

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@MysticParty @thepartybarb The same as always, an arm get grabbed by a vine, I reach out to get it and then get wrapped up, but I don’t wanna damage my vines so o I just have to wait and get digested... the usual

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@MysticParty Quite insane! Oh my there’s a rather large dirty man in the guild hall, I think we met once, @thepartybarb if I’m not mistaken!

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@darklordjournal SIGN ME UP!

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@Farore_DnD Does anyone have darkvision?

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@The_JGreen @TheCinderKing I believe the correct sentence is “incredibly jealous not gone lie”

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@Luuz0r Spellcaster smartass here!

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@faux_broom @Party_Sorcerer It’s fake money

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

I was thinking the other night about what was more expensive, a ladder ir a diamond...

I then realized it was obviously the latter...

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@Party_Sorcerer @StrahdVonZ Oh no. I’m reckless because I don’t need to worry about money!

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@Party_Sorcerer @StrahdVonZ I’m a reckless investor...

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@_Lichwin @darklordjournal @Ned_the_zombie @DarkColdSoldat @GreyKyloRen @villainpodcast @OculusWriter @Confused_Lich @ImpossiblePros @GothR3y @logfromblammo @gainingscars @ehsnape @BigBadOverlord @B_K_Bass @ArchlichEternal @IAmLordUnicron Tsk tsk tsk... it’s alright we still have all the other alcohol Demi-planes! Hope everybody likes martinis!

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@darklordjournal What a way to go... death by siracha! How I envy those lucky enough to meet such a nice fate...

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@StrahdVonZ I’ll take 7!

[Zombenkainen @StrahdZombie]

@Party_Sorcerer Wha- no, it’s a joke... *sigh* this is why I don’t do stand up...