The Barbarian

So... when do I get to hit somethin'?

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

There are three thins' ive learned that are always the truth:
1. Mead is a powerful motivator and painkiller
2. Like my stomach, my axe is always hungry
3. Taverns always smell of goats.

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

@Bahamut_5e @ActuallyVecna DEUS VULT

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

@PartyApprentice @TheHarpersDnD @thepartybardd I never have a plan

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

@Bahamut_5e See, thats what i keep telling people!

@ThePartyPaladin @thepartycleric look I found a friend

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

@Bahamut_5e

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

@Bahamut_5e I totally want to have you over for dinner. Need to check with the rest of the Guild, make sure everyone is chill though.

Side note. Like bacon?

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

Maybe not witty, but how about some advantage on that Charisma check!

*Rolls Charisma*

Ha! I got a 1, that means I'm the bestestsest

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

@EzmereldaDAveni Im pretty sure if i was a blue ball @thepartybardd would be involved in some way.

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

So apparently drinking the strange purple potion wasn't a good idea because no one could see me for a few months. But i assure you citizens of Barovia.

The barbarian hasn't went anywhere!

Besides the outhouse.

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

@EzmereldaDAveni I wasn't moving at a high rate of speed, so how could it be a Sonic attack.

*is absolutely confused*

Apparently no one could. I guess that solves the mystery of who took all those things and paid for them without ever being seen.

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

@EzmereldaDAveni I said that.

*Deep breath, and then bellows*

THAAAAT

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

@thepartybardd @ThePartyWizzard @PartyApprentice @StrahdVonZ I gave you a smooch. And a hug bard! *Gives a second smooch to prove a point*

Never on purpose Wizzy Wiz

And of course im wise, i trained with @ThePartyMonk

[ghost bird blue fox @litzabronwyn]

I MADE A HACK OF GHOST/ECHO!!!

be a supervillain and make your minions do dangerous stuff for you, like collect loot so you can enact your evil master plan!

(pls let me know what you think!!!)

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

@PartyApprentice @thepartybardd @ThePartyWizzard @StrahdVonZ *And then promptly fistbumps after the weird leaning in!*

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

@thepartybardd @ThePartyWizzard @PartyApprentice @StrahdVonZ *Nods Sagely*

Ill let you in on a secret about cooking.

*Looks around all suspicious like, leaning close to @PartyApprentice even though Bard is clung to him*

Its all in here *Takes his own chest, right at his heart*

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

@thepartybardd @ThePartyWizzard @PartyApprentice *Is smooched and smooches the bard back*

Hugging totally fixes everything. Except @StrahdVonZ

Regardless, no I won't feed you to any giants, why would I do that? @PartyApprentice

[ghost bird blue fox @litzabronwyn]

today's patreon release is the valkyrie barbarian!!!

lead your allies in battle, impart wisdom and lore, heal the wounded, soar over the battlefield on radiant wings of light! you are a shieldmaiden and battlemaster. #dnd

https://t.co/VesCMslygl

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

@litzabronwyn As a barbarian, I wholistically support this.

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

@ThePartyWizzard @PartyApprentice @thepartybardd Where did @thepartybardd go? She was just here. And now there is smoke.

I hug the smoke right?

*goes to try and bear hug the smoke*

[The Barbarian @thepartybarb]

@ThePartyWizzard @PartyApprentice @thepartybardd I drank the potion a few months ago and apparently it just wore off. So take your pick. It could only be a few seconds become time is essentially relative in the fabric of the multiverse.

*blinks*

Whatever that means.