StraightHillary❌

If Liar Liar happened to Killary this is what she'd say. #Parody #Sarcasm

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@TheDemocrats You mean public funded daycare?

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@itsrosesm Absolutely. Where do you draw the line for those dying for us?

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

I’M IN TEARS

I’M SCREAMING

The Pennsylvania Department of State just conducted one of its biggest purges ever.

Democrats lost TENS of thousands of voters.

It’s happening — it’s actually happening.

Our work to clean the voter rolls is actually working.

Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

This is a massive, earth-shattering earthquake of epic proportions.

Wait until you see how close we are to flipping Pennsylvania 🟦🔜🟥!

My heart sings a tune loudly for all to hear.

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@michaelschwab13 Cam Smith can be on no table along with Jordan.

[Zaira @Zaira_2213]

My faith in humanity has been restored. Today, Fallon sat outside for 2 hours slinging lemonade outside the house. As we wrapped up the day, with her final glass just sold, a gentleman pulled up and got out. Probably max 25 years old and clearly a football player of some sort with the kindest smile I’ve seen in years, asked if there was anything else he could buy after learning we sold our. Fallon said Dad get him a popsicle! I came out, she handed it to the gentleman and she said $1! He said I’ll give you a little tip. I thought a $5 or something and we thanked him so much but then Fallon handed me the $100 bill. I immediately tried to deny it and say too much, he insisted. He said he had a lemonade stand when he was a kid and she reminded him of where he came from. I will be sure to pass this amazing gesture of kindness on random amazing human….thank you.

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@BBGreatMoments Jose Altuve

[Hillbilly @JamesHu27192912]

A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going.. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

[Desirée Townsend @Cheering4Change]

Can someone please help me identify where this man Benjamin Lesnewski works? He commented on an Instagram post about my sister’s suicide that: “I mean if I was your sibling I’d suck start a shotgun too.”

Please help me find his employer.

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

An MLB player tossed a ball to a kid wearing his jersey. The kid caught it, handed it to his little sister, and gave her a hug. How can you not love baseball??

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@adamcarolla Hey @tedcruz, Please read this on the senate floor and give all due credit to this senator.

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@JebraFaushay Kylie is hot but Madonna is a poster for anti plastic surgery.

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@Oldtimers365 Iceland

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@BernieSanders @AbdulElSayed Sell one of your THREE houses you oligarch.

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@historyrock_ Why does he look like a Simpson’s character?

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

She said she could beat him… she thought his exercising restraint was fear until they were both in the ring.

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@TerribleTerry83 Your list answers the request, tell me your age without telling me your age.

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@JonathanTurley And we know we can believe a Biden. #Sarcasm

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@nettermike Yes she should be kicked out but AFTER she does time and pays restitution to that girl.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This is Jordan Salinas, the hero that took on the Twin Falls gunman

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@td_nash Bill Russell