Jacob Cange

Actor / Comedian / Theater Artist / 🐒 wat?

[Jacob Cange @strangecange]

@LurkingPilgrim @Babygravy9 Not crybaby . . . Weepy fascist.

[Jacob Cange @strangecange]

It's 2025, and I finally have a graphics card that can run Cyberpunk 2077 at over 60 frames :')

[Jacob Cange @strangecange]

@MeganBitchell Clean your room

[Brendan Farrington @bsfarrington]

I’m at a cancer treatment center getting my 27th dose of radiation. My doctor recommends 35. @UHC refuses to pay for more than 28. I’ve fought them for weeks to get full treatment approved. This is my Hail Mary to hopefully get them to reconsider.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

The mass reaction to the healthcare CEO’s murder is a reminder that there is a constant deadly class war being waged against working class Americans. If Dems ditched their billionaires and fully joined the side of the working class in that struggle they would easily win FDR style majorities.

[Jacob Cange @strangecange]

@notlouisck Are you calling Shane fat?

[Jacob Cange @strangecange]

@goodcharls No. I can't be convinced.

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Someone is about to go home on https://t.co/AfgUVfpvYm… elimination inbound

Walking on in 5..

[Mitchell McCoy @MitchellMcCoy]

#BREAKING: Two people shot on Cherokee Street in #STL as #CincodeMayo festival was wrapping up. @FOX2now

https://t.co/BtvnBCdsDz

[Countere Magazine @CountereCulture]

ON THE GROUND IN EAST PALESTINE

We visited the train crash in East Palestine, Ohio, and talked to local residents.

These are some of their stories. Thread 👇

[Jacob Cange @strangecange]

Nothing to see here! Move along citizens.

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

Here’s a parking lot full of DEAD BIRDS in Lexington, KY. 350 miles SW of East Palestine, OH.

[Jacob Cange @strangecange]

SERIOUS SITUATION

[Dallas Zoo @DallasZoo]

The Zoo is closed today due to a serious situation.

[BTHS District 201 @BTHS201]

Belleville West is taking this semester by storm! Our students are channeling their many talents - academic, athletic, artistic, musical, culinary, industrial, and more! And our teachers, faculty, and staff are geared up to assist all along the way. Let’s go Mighty Maroons!

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

[Jacob Cange @strangecange]

@Walmart continues to be the worst shopping experience. Especially at checkout. There is not another retailer I have ever been to in the US that has such horrendous wait times to check out.

[Jacob Cange @strangecange]

Pepsi Max is actually not a bad soda.

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

The last time I checked, not a single person is asking an out of touch, failed businessman, the son of an apartheid benefactor who harvested emeralds on the backs of Black people in South Africa his thoughts on a Black-led social movement. Leave St. Louis out of your mouth.

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

Another US election, another "Land doesn't vote, people do" style map showing the election results.

[Jacob Cange @strangecange]

Was it a fart?

[Jacob Cange @strangecange]

I squeezed my butt cheeks in the Valvoline lobby and popped my . . . tailbone? Not sure. Never did it before. Felt good tho.

[Jacob Cange @strangecange]

Officially *hunky* the gym photographer took a picture of me while curling 💪