StrangeSofa

Extreme Improvisation

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@megunonymous "In fantasies as in dreams, there are no smells"

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@DarrenJBeattie @KenAllanGroup What "metrics" are we measuring by?

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@MauRM2004 @CountDankulaTV He legit killed Daleks with Rock & Roll... #canonical

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@CountDankulaTV OK Boomer. What were you using? Microsoft Word or WordPerfect?

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"Election Trustworthiness is a Social Construct"

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@CountDankulaTV

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@CountDankulaTV So you're a gourd man! Gormand even.

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Who exactly gives Amy Berg money to make *anything* and if you're just going to throw it away anyway, why not give it to charity instead? #cancelCultureCancer

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That Cringe When ... I have to listen to Ben & Jerry's product placement DIALOGUE in Avengers movies...

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It begins.

Journalists in Hong Kong will now only be recognized as journalists (and have all the accompanying protections) if they are approved by the state authority.

Pro-government? You're a journalist.

Anti-government? You're not a journalist, get in the van.

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@CountDankulaTV The dude legit just wants to grill.

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The Best thing about Covid is the massive negative impact on Facial Recognition tech.

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@notch Armagnac

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OK Next test - what about "QANON" - does that summon the banhammer? #censorshipParanoia

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I just tried on Facebook and my post was instantly autodeleted. Can I TWEET the name "Eric Ciaramella" or is he Voldemort here too?

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https://t.co/ouGA4y7iVA

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@CountDankulaTV "Sheep Lightning" sounds like the kind of grain alcohol so strong that would make you give a wooly beast a second glance.

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@CountDankulaTV Q: "What wine does haggis pair with?"
A: "Whiskey"
So ... breakfast?

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The real pandemic is that by eliminating sportsball, the most important distractive surrogate activity, & eliminating “going out”— the entire American populace has been subjecting itself to hikikomori otaku levels of auto-mkultra media brainwashing.

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@CountDankulaTV @shoe0nhead I would rather go back in time and use bashbug and heartbleed to PWN Haliburton

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@CountDankulaTV It's all about Easy Optics and soft targets.