amberlin 🍓

world’s biggest AI hater

[amberlin 🍓 @strawbebbl]

i just wanted to share that i asked my boyfriend if he’d date me if i was a worm and he said YES and he’d build me a WORM HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[amberlin 🍓 @strawbebbl]

@incelanton i miss her so much she’s everything to me

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[amberlin 🍓 @strawbebbl]

i’m literally heart broken and will never love again

[amberlin 🍓 @strawbebbl]

@Fortnite i got this out of the first chest i opened and fought the whole game to try and extract him but people were camping the extraction points the entire time. i got second 💔 my son was left on a beach and i lost him forever please fix this

[awoooooga @woooogaa]

pokemon chiikawa

[erin ⊹.˚ @_GoldenManiac_]

Having a pokemon bf means you will ask him what he’s doing and he will respond with “thinking about bastiodon rn”

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[Richard Roe @RoeRichard33476]

Snom air drop
(hope this helps)

[Hamtaro・ハム太郎 @Nise_Hamtaro]

Enough time has passed

#PutHamtaroOnSwitch2

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

My official stance on #twerking? Click here to see me #twerk! [PIC]

[abby memedokies ➰ OTAKON 2026 @memedokies]

pokemon ranch 🎈

[amberlin 🍓 @strawbebbl]

my best story so far is when a man came in with VERY fake pokemon cards, we identify them as fake, he then tells us he traded a literal gold bar for them and left the store to go beat up the guy who traded him the cards

[amberlin 🍓 @strawbebbl]

working at a used game store is so much fun because every day when someone will bring in a game, you hope it’s something amazing and rare! but It is FIFA 15, they found it in their gravel pit, and they are expecting at least 40 dollars for it

[amberlin 🍓 @strawbebbl]

working at a used game store is so much fun because every day when someone will bring in a game, you hope it’s something amazing and rare! but It is FIFA 15, they found it in their gravel pit, and they are expecting at least 40 dollars for it

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[inomo @inomo__]

☕

[amberlin 🍓 @strawbebbl]

(i be lying but still)