caia crow

always sleepy 🍓she/they

[caia crow @strawberrycaia]

hiiii i am selling tarot readings now!! here’s the link to my fiverr or you can just dm me to ask for something more custom. i also can write you tarot poetry if you’d like! feel free to spread the word :)

https://t.co/4iT7YBJmoA

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

finding out that I snore has been such a humbling experience. I thought I was a good person.

[caia crow @strawberrycaia]

my favorite part about having a brother 6 years younger than me is that all his queer friends & girlfriends think I’m so cool like he told me that they think of me as his cool older gay sister and it’s SUCH an ego boost

[caia crow @strawberrycaia]

@zanitie23 this is so real i love jelli belli pete rat gummi candi

[Julia Marie @julia_doubleday]

And this is why people think COVID magically disappeared, as the research shows more and more awful long term and cumulative impacts. The cascading implications of this horrific pandemic response-which is utter denial- will be with us for decades.

[caia crow @strawberrycaia]

somehow i’ve successfully gaslit my grandma into thinking that theo is a really fruity little cis man which culminated in her being like “yknow…..not to be rude but i think caia could take him” to my dad. losing it

[caia crow @strawberrycaia]

this is so so so cute omg i made myself & my main dnd character oasis :)

[caia crow @strawberrycaia]

i hate being roundabout-ly punished for something my boss did lmao

[caia crow @strawberrycaia]

idk middle schoolers are still reading fanfiction and giving each other the cheese touch and wearing pajamas to school and being goth and playing yugioh and playing instruments badly and drawing eyes on their planners and having week-long boyfriends so. i think everything is okay

[caia crow @strawberrycaia]

gonna go watch bake off again and think about syabira actually justifiably winning and being perfect💓

[caia crow @strawberrycaia]

this is why i don’t watch reality tv outside of bake off bc i fall in love with someone and they do the best job and then they somehow lose to a white 50 yr old man who cosplays as a heart surgeon. fuck this jesse should have won #Survivor43

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

A big fuck you to the new #Survivor winner.

Don’t fall for the hype. “Veterans” is just a Trump super PAC.

Liking tweets calling people groomers and more. Absolutely the fuck not.

Worst Survivor season ever.

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

“I gave it my all”

Jesse is a legend and he’ll go down as one of the most memorable fallen angels of all time. A villain with a heart. The player this game needed. #Survivor #Survivor43

[caia crow @strawberrycaia]

@UmActuallyShow um actually the lost boys was filmed in santa cruz california & was set in santa carla (a fictional place) — not anywhere near santa barbara

[caia crow @strawberrycaia]

i started stardew valley & now I’m mixing up my in-game to-do list and my real-life to-do list. soon enough I’m gonna end up giving everyone i see irl a blueberry and then picking up weed in stardew valley

[caia crow @strawberrycaia]

sometimes u have to combat feeling so out of place in larger society by getting a little superior complex about being queer <3

[S. Bear Bergman @sbearbergman]

When people ask me what I mean about wanting mutual aid a lot more than I want more self-care, this is (part of) what I mean:

[Clementine @TransFanofSDan]

Can’t believe I’m the only one saying this but it’s time we hose down the rat! #politics #currentaffairs #hosedowntherat #hdtr

[caia crow @strawberrycaia]

@wizardemmy @queeryente long distance partner pride is the real thing that’s happening here which is even more lesbian i would say

[ellipses 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @mewfrosting]

all of my brain cells are just little dudes inside my head. and they're all kissing.