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I'm just a guy who's generally awful in every way. You'll wanna stick around for this shit show

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Good morning to all my beautiful fans, you're all wonderful. Just maybe not as wonderful as like, judge Judy or Sandra Bullock. #judgemejudy

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Also does anyone have a 10 hour loop of the @TheZoneCast amnesty theme. I need it

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@griffinmcelroy He’s just so fucking talented

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Honestly at this point in my life my main goal is to be like @griffinmcelroy

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I am happy with exactly 0% of my life at the moment. All of it is garbage

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Well that sucked

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I hear the decision from @Cornell in literally 1 1/2 hours.I feel like I’m dying a bit? I want to get in more than anything holy cow

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For their final project, 150 @CornellEng students and 49 robots took part in inaugural Cube Craze competition. https://t.co/wFk4aE7LRu

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Save the Vineland library!

We Support the Vineland Public Library - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/KLI45BECbO via @Change

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Sent in my Cornell application Last night. I��m so nervous.

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I’m so stressed right now. Early admissions for @Cornell are coming up. I’ve never wanted anything as badly as I want to go there.

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This is the most ominous thing I've ever heard https://t.co/5hkKrqDcKQ

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@JustinMcElroy @griffinmcelroy I showed my sister The Final Pam and she cried. I'm not sure if it was fear or joy.

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...stomach ulcer

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I don't care what you say or who you are. ABBA is a fucking. BOP. MACHINE.

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"Medium sized"

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Me: *cuckolds you*
You:* is cuckheld*

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I love slow clapping. Not cause I'm sarcastic or anything I'm just to lazy to fast clap.

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Captain crunches Lonely hearts band

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Shit guys I just got terbiblè newsd. This just in folks. The new is terbickle and hot of the precious. Ï have beean bambloozled like a fool

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Hey guys...check out my YouTube for my newest video: dabbing to the Thomas the tank engine theme song on every 8th note for 20 minutes