stringer

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Jimmy Hoffa 2 minutes into Mr Bean episode: (laughing) this fuckin guy

7 minutes in: (enraged) this fuckin guy!!

Frank Sheeran: I know Jimmy, I know

[stringer @stringerdell]

@afraidofwasps he durstn't

[bbl septic shock @haleyvemealone]

My fav malapropism

[mouuuusa @muakbno]

キマダラカメムシの卵が孵化するところです。
一匹目が出てきたあと次々と孵化していきます。
20分ほどで全ての幼虫が孵化しました。卵蓋破砕器が黒いので蓋を開けるときの動きがよく分かります。
8倍速です。

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it

[loomis @knxvilleballpit]

an extremely underrated jackass bit

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

uninstalling the quaker oats app. it just shows you a low res picture of the quaker oats man

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

My son: (typing) White people be respawning at Panera bread
Me: Aww look honey!! His first tweet (,:
Son: Chinese peop
Me: *quickly grabs phone*

[朱夏える(あやかえる) @Bombina0]

おはよう🌞
ほら、見てこの顔

[im perfe tly clam actually!!so nowjust drop it now @suicidepussy]

is why I dont watch sports! tune in thinking im just gonna have a beer, catch an inning, next thing you know my dicks drooling like a sideshow geek as i pepper some fags tummy cock and nuts with wet little kisses & blow on their asshole to make it wink at me.what was the question

[もんんも @momo_mark2]

#みどりの日なので素敵な緑を貼る
みどりは素敵🫶

[Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage]

Pakistan has Tears of the Kingdom puzzles in real life

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

TFW a judge denies your request to attend your dad’s baptism in Rome

[^_^ @misandrism]

Just put a potato in the oven so I can have a potato in an hour or so. And you’d be wise to do the same

[stringer @stringerdell]

@RadishHarmers Movies Scenes

[HARY🔬 @Necomani]

名前不詳のニョロニョロ

艶めかしいくねり。
羽ばたきにも見える毛の動き。
内臓の蠕動。

そのすべてが、美しい。

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