goose

“he looks like a freakish lanky Dr. Seuss character” 24m, married

[goose @strongestgoose]

@PatrickJSmith5 @0xRuzy Yea idk if you hit ur head or doubled up on the stupid pills but you still have time to delete this lil bro

[n_martley @martley_n]

@messedupfoods The string attached to his left hand is legit and has slack in it. The "string" attached to his right hand is a stiff wire that's bent to look like a drooping string. That is what's holding up the cup. Nice hustle.

[Gar Field Mindset @GFMindset]

Welcome back, Benito Mussolini. Glad to see you have enormous breasts this time.

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

Nobody seems to understand this but I cannot stress enough that a judge told Anthropic that training their AI models didn't constitute copyright violation as long as they 'transferred' the text instead of 'copying' it, legally necessitating the destruction of the books

[Based Brando (slur money era) @legit_scumbag]

It's like the gold rush of the 1800s rn but with straight dudes realizing you can get homos to send you their whole paycheck for a video of you flexing and calling them a fag lol

[Josh Otten @ordinarytings]

If anyone has £750k to burn, I’d like to turn this man’s story into a movie.

[goose @strongestgoose]

@captainalestorm @hearinladotcom @ABC7 Put a sock in it limey bastard

[Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan]

Marine mammals are the most insane group of animals. Like what do you mean you sleep in a place where have to wake up every few minutes to go find some air to breathe.

[goose @strongestgoose]

@ReadSusan56565 Hey thank you. I’m gonna follow my dreams cuz of you.

Never again will I be sad

[goose @strongestgoose]

Being young with a health condition that has a lower lifespan(mid 30s) really sucks.

Everything feels very pointless. I try to vent to friends/loved ones but it’s too heavy of a topic and most just say I’m worrying too much

I don’t really know how to deal with any of this. :/

[goose @strongestgoose]

@zennospace @redmanjbj Where’s it at? I can’t find it on your site.

Also obsessed with magnets, keep up the good work brother

[goose @strongestgoose]

@ReadSusan56565 Thank you. This really helped. And I do live a quiet live of desperation but no more.

I wish you well

[goose @strongestgoose]

@2beers2hungover So did you check it out? It’s my absolute favorite city builder.

I’ve wasted a frightening amount of time on that game, the hours just fly by lol.

[goose @strongestgoose]

@thickgirlgeez Das me. I’m too pretty to work if I’m being honest

[most hated 🫦 @abadddymina]

you ever been to California?

[goose @strongestgoose]

@Matthelm77 @InternetH0F You’re the least toxic bitter Ubisoft fan to ever exist

Good for you

[Indie Game Joe @IndieGameJoe]

This indie dev is making a game where you play as a shepherd dog called Hubert, protecting his flock and the only human who trusts him

- Herd sheep across the farm
- Something calls you from the woods
- Brave harsh weather and danger

It's called Hubert. Would you play this?

[goose @strongestgoose]

@Double00Music @MrBeast @WoodysGamertag @Syndicate Type 3 fun

[goose @strongestgoose]

Saw the cardiologist today to review my bi-annual ultrasound

He told me part of my heart increased in size

I replied “like the grinch?”

Him: (shook his head) “If you don’t take this stuff seriously you won’t see past 30”

Me: (in my head: I’m like da grinch) Nods “hm, I see🤔”

[goose @strongestgoose]

@systole_ @HarleyPlays made me think of todays episode