Stuart Blitz

Co-Founder/COO @HoneHealth, formerly CBO @7SBio, @AgaMatrix, travel guru, consumer health tech, helper

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Figured out #JPM19 dress code:

Suits = bankers
Jacket only = execs
Jeans = startups
Workout clothes = billionaires

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@shcallaway

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If you’re a startup founder and you willingly choose to use Teams, you are ngmi

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BREAKING: WNBA Finals Game 6 moved to this gym in Indiana

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I'm tired of taking an ass airline like Delta. Going to take Easyjet instead.

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BREAKING: EasyJet is to bring high-speed Starlink satellite internet to its fleet. The rollout will begin in the first half of 2027, with full fleet implementation expected by early 2028.

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@Jshiz93 Blue Elephant - heard good?

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Will try this supposedly good place nearby for takeout since have kids sports ending late - it's combo Thai/Japanese *and* some Italian dishes.

At first seemed odd, but frankly not mad - dig it.

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You want me to pay you, but you want me to pay you on Zelle? Who the fuck uses Zelle?

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@sm Ha yes true - amazing rate/effort

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@sm Which should reduce the rate 😂

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@sm Brutal lmao

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When you pitch health tech VC’s

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there is no moat

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@glbaumann Some random place closer to Lancaster! Honestly much cheaper than closer to Philly 😂

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Pumpkins are useless and a scam

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@cwhogg Boomer

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

I don’t think it’s that stupid!

I lost out on a house and felt bad about it, so I threw a Hail Mary: offered the winning bidders cash to back out and the sellers more money to take my offer!

It didn’t work. The listing agent had no interest in my shenanigans.

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@packyM 🫡

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@guyfriedman How do you tweet though

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@jacquimiller Looks just like @tjparker