Stuart Houghton

HR 📂 curling amateur 🥌 Star Trek fan🖖🏻 country music lover 🤠 and aviation geek ✈️

[Stuart Houghton @stuarty12]

Ways to become popular on a flight: have a death rattle of a cough 🥴🤧🙈

[Stuart Houghton @stuarty12]

Trying to get on the ScotRail WiFi without success. 😭 All I wanted was to get some work done. Tempted to see if ‘Denise’s iPhone’ has a strong password 🤭😂

[Iain Christie @Iain_Chris]

Did Jools Holland book Rod Stewart for #Hootenanny or just say his name three times and he appeared.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

If you’ve just entered a building without saying “bloody freezing out there”, you’ve done it wrong. Go out and do it again.

[Stuart Houghton @stuarty12]

I really like Zoe Ball but she needs to stop saying “mumma Mia” 😭😞

[Stuart Houghton @stuarty12]

@marksandspencer Your Braehead Cafe in Glasgow, slow, dirty and disorganised. I’m a big M&S fan but your cafe here is always a bit chaotic.

[Stuart Houghton @stuarty12]

Much prefer flying British Airways 🔴🔵✈️ unlike easyJet, they don’t single you out to try to fit your small bag through a letter-box sizer, meanwhile the rest of the flight are getting away with their mahoosive suitcases 😤🙄

[Stuart Houghton @stuarty12]

@wherepancakes Amazing breakfast at Where the Pancakes are, London. Highly recommend ☕️🥞

[Stuart Houghton @stuarty12]

Unpopular opinion: people who bring bikes onto rush hour trains should be made to go on the roof. Trying to squeeze my way off the carriage past the Tour de France 🥴🚴‍♀️

[Aunty Donna @AuntyDonnaBoys]

Pretty good.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Apart from the hay fever, the constant sweat, the sunburn, the lack of sleep, the wasps, the bug bites, the baking hot car, the 3am sunrise, the non-stop disco from next door’s garden, the yellow lawn, the heat rash, the absence of air con and the complete lack of energy… I’m actually a big fan of Summer.

[Stuart Houghton @stuarty12]

That was really nice of TPExpress to “hold the train at Carlisle” to allow passengers from Glasgow to join this morning. I’m sure it had nothing to do with the train driver and manager both being on my train 👀😏🚂 #nodaft

[Stuart Houghton @stuarty12]

The lack of bank holiday today is more than a little disappointing…..

[Stuart Houghton @stuarty12]

easyJet taking us round the full alphabet before boarding

[Stuart Houghton @stuarty12]

I’m subscribed to Netflix, Prime and Disney and yet every time I find something I want to watch it’s always on another service 😂😤

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

The last three years, explained

[easyJet @easyJet]

Away in a Hangar🌟

[Stuart Houghton @stuarty12]

A surprise extra nights stay in London, courtesy of the #uksnow 😂

[Stuart Houghton @stuarty12]

@CazMcAlan Everyone loves a surprise extra night in London 😂🌚

[Stuart Houghton @stuarty12]

I’ve overheard some weird things in my time but tonight at the airport tops it when a girl announced “I’d like to get my fringe cut but I don’t trust my uncle” 😬😂🙃