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[Hello There @stubbywoods]

Well done, you've just reimplemented geographic barriers to job hunting for poor people.

Now I've got way less competition from people outside London so my life is easier since I won't have to pay £100 to travel to a job interview.

[Cllr Zander West 🌹🇬🇧 @ADZanderWest]

END ZOOM INTERVIEWS! 🙏 The pandemic has long since passed, I want to be in a room with you, able to speak to you like a human being.

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

@RandomGadgie @LRTT155 @DrLukeCraddock Low earners in Germany and Denmark pay twice as much in tax than the UK

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

Former green party leader who is against nuclear power and high speed rail btw

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

Brilliant reporting from @Channel4News - at last parts of the media are finally joining the dots between a planet on fire and the burning of fossil fuels 👇

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

What you mean rn Spider-Man been the face of Marvel since like 1962

[𝕏 Akki™ 🚩 @always_akash7]

As a Captain America Fan..
I can say SpiderMan is face of Marvel rn.

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

Can someone show me these 900k places in shepherds bush I know them dons living about KFC in Bush green didn't pay 900k

[Sarah Vine @WestminsterWAG]

So much for @andyburnham being a ‘prime minister for everyone’
This will cripple ordinary families. £900k for three beds in shepherds bush is at the bottom end of the market. An equivalent rental is about 3-4k. These aren’t the super rich he’s punishing, it’s working families. People won’t be able to afford to live in their homes.

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

I thought Elon might do this but then mars and ket became his special interests instead of solar panels and electrification.

Bill Gates is too focused on disease

we need a billionaire who has a special interest in using bacterial fermentation to create chemicals

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This might sound pessimistic, but I’ve always wondered why NO billionaire has single-handedly funded the halting or reversal of climate change purely for the narcissistic thrill of being able to say they literally saved humanity.

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

FUCK THE BIG 3. ITS JUST BIG ME.

[EmpireCity Box Office @EmpireCityBO]

The sales are not slowing down at all, the only thing that can contain it is capacity and @odysseymovie running hot. Looks like @SpiderManMovie will go well above $300m opening and a massive, historic, record-breaking weekend is upon us that will only last until Dec. 18th, 2026.

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

Mr Fantastic

[Blaze Binges @BlazeBinges]

Name a fictional character that could beat Doctor Doom

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

The biggest problem the wolverine game has was that they started making it before X-Men 97 so I reckon the Devs never realised the X-Men are way cooler. An adult Jean with no X-Men ever existing is straight silly

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

More sauce than a Heinz factory

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

I wouldn't fight but give me an Xbox controller and some drones and I'm running up the scoreboard

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - Only 6% of people in the UK would volunteer to fight for the country in the face of an "imminent" invasion, according to polling from yougov — Sky

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

There genuinely isn't a person in the country more qualified to be a science minister than Patrick Vallance what are you doing

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham's latest Ministerial appointments

Dan Jarvis - Security Minister

Anna Turley - Home Office Minister

Kirsty McNeill - Foreign Office Minister

James Murray - Financial Secretary to the Treasury and Paymaster General

Lucy Rigby - Economic Secretary to the Treasury

Catherine McKinnell - Justice Minister

Katie White - Energy Security and Net Zero Minister

Andrew Western - Work and Pensions Minister

Dame Diana Johnson - Health and Social Care Minister

Florence Eshalomi - Housing, Communities and Local Government Minister

Kate Dearden - Business, Innovation, Science and Trade Minister

Chris McDonald - Business, Innovation, Science and Trade Minister

Ian Murray - Digital, Culture, Media and Sport Minister

Emma Hardy - Environment, Food and Rural Affairs Minister

Emma Foody - Government Whip

Andy Slaughter - Solicitor General

Rachel Blake, Nicholas Dakin, Baroness Chapman of Darlington, Lord Livermore, Lord Stockwood, Lord Whitehead, Lord Vallance and Lord Timpson have left Government

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

there just isnt a viable government here lmao

[electionmapsuk @electionmapsuk]

coalition builder final boss

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

@PLeonard61032 @TomHCalver Well the graph says median

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

The film has a much happier ending than the book. The end of the book has him old, body breaking down because of the Eridian conditions and he's too old to feasibly make the trip back

[Just Ken @YoungerPope]

PROJECT HAIL MARY doesn’t have a happy ending, lol. Grace is made to leave the society that appreciates him and return to the one that sacrificed him against his will. I understand the movie doesn’t understand this concept itself but it’s pretty much the only valid read.

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

But only one of those helps pensioners you see and that's what actually counts

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

Increasing the personal allowance is a bad tax cut.

1. A £500 increase in personal allowance costs £5bn. Saves a basic rate taxpayer £100/year.

2. 1p cut in employee NI also costs £5bn. But saves median full-time worker £250/year

Only one choice if you want to reward work

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

I agree the BBC is great. Because its great, it should be funded from general taxation, not a license fee.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC has released a new campaign 'What has the BBC ever done for me?' It will air during tonight's World Cup final coverage.

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

I want an apprentice at some point in my life just to pretend im a jedi

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

me and my apprentice showed up on a saturday to work OT and his girlfriend of 6 years just broke up with him via text at 8am sharp. he left immediately

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

I'm just glad I won't have to bring a physical card to the shop to buy drain cleaner

[Harry Stabbings @harrystabbings]

NEW: Government announces Digital ID will be rebranded as a “Digital Driving Licence.”

Officials confirm it is not mandatory, provided you never drive, work, travel, bank or use the internet.

[Hello There @stubbywoods]

Just finished Tenet and Netflix's best suggestion was The Rookie?!