David Peacock

Adapt to the unadapted

[David Peacock @stupidsnapcat]

Twitter is the last place to start showing any humanity #AfterHours

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

best outfit of the night goes to this robot dressed as a bird

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

“cLiMaTe ChAnGe” is causing bird drones to shapeshift, yeah ok.

definitely technology only the gov’t can construct.

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

THIS

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

keep your enemies close

[David Peacock @stupidsnapcat]

@NHLHodgkinson The man, the myth, the 8-point night legend

[David Peacock @stupidsnapcat]

TIL the ATF classified a shoelace as a machine gun in 2004. Do with this information as you will #TIL

[WFLA NEWS @WFLA]

"Birds sit on power lines, we believe they're charging on power lines, we believe that bird poop on cars is liquid tracking apparatus."

A crowd gathered in Missouri this week for a 'Birds Aren't Real' rally https://t.co/D8mfQees8C

[David Peacock @stupidsnapcat]

And thus started the domino effect

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

Five years ago today, the loss of a 17-year-old western lowland gorilla brought us all together. #Harambe

[David Peacock @stupidsnapcat]

@NHLHodgkinson @BrandonKenny5 Oof

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The greatest religious humour comes from the gap between what the founder of a religion taught and how their followers actually behave

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Elon Musk Unveils New Clean Energy Luxury Car Pulled By 8 Tesla Employees https://t.co/uJOGZ3Fnnf

[David Peacock @stupidsnapcat]

@NHLHodgkinson @TimHortons I found it quite riveting. Really told a story about coffee

[David Peacock @stupidsnapcat]

@thehipofficial @clemensrikken Ahead by a century. Quoted it in my valedictorian speech in high school

[The Tragically Hip @thehipofficial]

On this day 25 years ago, we released Trouble at the Henhouse! Reply to this tweet and tell us your favourite tune from the album.

Here’s a photo of us taken by @clemensrikken in 1996!

[David Peacock @stupidsnapcat]

@NHLHodgkinson Challenge accepted

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

*wild animals just tryna bang*

National Geographic:

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

just cause ur vaccinated doesn’t mean it’s ok to go near ‘birds’ again, or ever for that matter

[David Peacock @stupidsnapcat]

Stupid is as stupid does

[CBC Toronto @CBCToronto]

Conservative delegates at the party's policy convention have voted to reject adding green-friendly statements to the policy book — including a line that would have stated the party believes "climate change is real" and is "willing to act." https://t.co/LbdDU34vXk

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

why does bill gates own a 40-acre parakeet farm......answer me this.....

why does the founder of Microsoft need 50 million parakeets this is not too much to ask

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

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