steff

definitely not a russian bot

[anirudh @AnirruptedMind]

I was very lonely so I bought some shares it’s nice to have a bit of company

[birdie. @asifoncue]

pronouncing polycules like it’s some forgotten Greek god

[megan @labournista]

I would die for him

[Cameron @emptyflash]

*addressing the legume society* chickpeas and lentilmen,

[molded 7/11 hotdog @BnorkNork]

someone said the fucking cat on the left hits a whip and nae nae after slapping the other guy and i cant unsee it FUCK YOU

[steff @stxffymw]

@BootsHelp click and collect order was estimated 11 August. Still no sign of it at my local branch. Could you please advise?

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

Why, on these few remaining summer Sundays, don’t you go off into the country first thing in the morning?

Franz Kafka, 1916.

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

boris johnson david cameron he did get a bit testy he said well if you do that I will fuck you up forever I was a bit intimidated by that because forever’s a long time to be fucked up by the instruments of government and all the trained fucker uppers I don’t remember saying that

[macksy @macksypowwa]

pulling this move on a crisp butty prior to consumption

[steff @stxffymw]

@trentbartonland Hi Neil, thanks for your responses. I was told by the driver it was for NCT buses (!? definitely not), and then that it wasn’t valid on this service. Had to pay via contactless. It was purchased on the Ride app.

[steff @stxffymw]

@trentbartonland can I use a Zigzag ticket on a Skylink from Nottingham towards EMA?

[. @NostosLit]

― Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena

[will🌹 @wiliband_]

Happy government forming day to those who celebrate

[sara hinkley @boneysoups]

absolutely losing it at this

[jack @jackhw_]

british people at the end of their texts

[èlodie ⚢ @princessprozac_]

what else are you put on this Earth to do, other than to tell the person you love that you do in fact love them ?