Bantam🇨🇦

Canadian🇨🇦 currently running loose, unfiltered, shit posting while trying to navigate humanity.

[Bantam🇨🇦 @subtam5]

I live in the woods but I’m an OG hood rat. I grocery shop in my old hood. Homeless, addicts and sad kids mingle outside. I go back for the produce I say, but it’s because it keeps me humble. We’re all a few steps away, a couple drinks, a couple missed bills, a few missed pills

[Bantam🇨🇦 @subtam5]

Day 1 of summer vacation. Sand and wet towels as far as the eye can see

[Bantam🇨🇦 @subtam5]

I'm just happy Carter didn't win.

[Bantam🇨🇦 @subtam5]

I did a 21 k hike yesterday and slept a few feet from a snowbank. Welcome to Canada.

[Avalanche Forever @citchmook]

Carolina vs Vegas might be the most hate-watched Cup Final in NHL history. Nobody likes the Golden Knights.

[Bantam🇨🇦 @subtam5]

The best advice I got is if you feel like you lost your MOJO do something that scares you

[Bantam🇨🇦 @subtam5]

@GeceFiona Me. Unless I'm off to get railed, I look like I just woke up.

[Bantam🇨🇦 @subtam5]

This week has me looking at a relocation. Mountians or beach town?

[Bantam🇨🇦 @subtam5]

Until right now I thought it was Friday. This week is sure weeking

[Bantam🇨🇦 @subtam5]

The last 🇨🇦 team standing and I'm still not jumping on that wagon. Fck the Habs

[Bantam🇨🇦 @subtam5]

Embarrassment is a social construct. Do that thing you want to do

[Bantam🇨🇦 @subtam5]

Adulthood is staying at a hotel and not stealing the towels

[Bantam🇨🇦 @subtam5]

My bad knee has him thinking he fuked me so hard I can't walk.

[Bantam🇨🇦 @subtam5]

It's not a good blow job if I don't come out of it with my sinuses cleared.

[Bantam🇨🇦 @subtam5]

A splash of man juice all over my pussy is the best start to the day

[¬_¬ @bitesinme]

I want his cock on my face

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

UPDATE: The monster who assaulted Lani, the endangered monk seal, was located by a local legend and dealt with appropriately. 🦭

[Bantam🇨🇦 @subtam5]

Pork chops with bones are finger food at 2am. Just lean over the sink to keeper classy boys.

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

All meals, not just breakfast can be ‘in bed’ if you believe in yourself

[Oilersnation.com, Oily Since ‘07 @OilersNation]

Just a couple of future Hall of Famers with the Stanley Cup.

[Christie💋 @ladychristiee]

Sundays are for worship… 💋