💜iris💜🇵🇸

clown dog (she/it) 🐶🏳️‍⚧️ •🔞minors dni • the jmook of lesbianism • 25 • muse#862

[💜iris💜🇵🇸 @subwoofer_X3]

but doctor, i am fagliacci

[nelly was nervous @nellywasnervous]

idk a lot of them i know became women

[The Yard @TheYard]

The Yard turns five years old today. if you were doing something crazy on July 8th 2021 you are forgiven now.

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[soylent spleen @beeofstagnancy]

not having a gay boy phase is the trans woman equivalent of skipping college and going right into the pros

[tristan @Lispy_Dipshit]

polyamory is chill and all but you have to admit that its lowkey still in beta testing and has a huge amount of unfixed game breaking bugs

[Plub @Plup_Club]

2 TIMES EVO CHAMP

[💜iris💜🇵🇸 @subwoofer_X3]

@nsfwbrodequin god damn the vivi tattoo 🔥

[lith 🦇 @lithmori]

girl if i was a creature spell, I'd cost one mana less to cast when you're around. cuz i got an affinity for youuuu aha

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[kat-GPT @solar_cowgirl]

every mtg card can be divided into two categories. do something cards and do nothing cards. badgermole cub? do something card. doubling season? do nothing card. brainstorm? you’d think it’s a do something card, but it’s not.

[nino 💫💫 @soocleansofresh]

white leftist bf that really wants to call enby shawty a bad bitch but doesnt wanna misgender them: youre such a bad person

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Magic the gathering truly is games unlimited games but no more games

[joy ✶ @ItsSensitiveJoy]

me during a single game of magic the gathering

[Carolyn Wang 凯伦 @caro_irl]

Can I be loved genuinely as a woke 26 year old izzet-playing woman who speaks fluent chud

[conniving eunuch @1BBGGGUU]

I’m toasted out of my mind at local draft night, playing 42 card 5 color control in minute 35 of game 1 against a uniformed pig. Officer 1-2 puts their bomb on the stack, my bleary red eyes ping-pong between the counter spell in my hand and their service weapon. I let it resolve

[sofia 🦦 @riossofia7]

yo but if there's a young pyromancer that means... seasoned pyromancer...

my man 🤝😂

[mitski data @mitskidata]

🚨 Mitski addresses the "6 7" moment in her song "Rules" and the fan reactions at her shows:

"On the journey to ten, I say the numbers six and seven. I want you to know that I am 35 years old, and I didn't do that on purpose. But it is fun that you all have a good time with it!"