Evan Schmitt

Black Lives Matter 🏳️‍🌈🚙🖥

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Commenting “reheating Slayyyter’s nachos“ on every Rebecca Black post I see just to feel something

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Cutting our only vacation short by two days was really no big deal I swear

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@dinosaur_info It doesn’t get talked about much, but that cookies and cream milkshake is the best fast food milkshake in the game. I miss it.

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@MLJK87 @maxtmcc Bro what the fuck are you talking about

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@tylerhmead

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@voodoo2421 @BostonBiceps_ You people are so fucking weird

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@RightWingCope

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@9TailsDeep @butterbooter No, I’m sudo_science

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@sadixxy I think an important part of planning is writing out your original prompt. Can you tell me what that is?

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@frogs4girls Avi is the disappointment of the century

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@Jimmyking35 Congratulations! (Also, Gilda is the best)

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@_edmondx The children yearn for @5sf

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@skorpiomag I went to Ireland in 2018 and reserved a “Golf or similar” because I knew the roads were tight there. They upgraded me to a Tiguan which made navigating around interesting. That said, it was a pretty nice Tiguan.

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[Bruno Mars about to have sex]

The fedora stays on.

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@Mike_M_Klotz Heheh LS2 go brrrrrrr

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@Mericamemed Get yer ass back to the Ranger NOW!

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@user84829272 Dog treats for people

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@contramordor @JamesSurowiecki Shut the fuck up you doughy nazi

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@chautist_brah @db_witch Heh heh, Harley Davidson?

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@patinaresearch 3S-GE BEAMS