sue_meeow

Sorry today is not the day I inspire you.
Caribbean Ladybug

[sue_meeow @sue_meeow]

We don't just embrace insanity here. We french kiss it, feel it up and buy it a fucking drink

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

as blunt as I may seem, I still be sparing y’all.

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

I've stopped calling it baggage, It's luggage. I packed it myself and I know exactly what's inside.

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

Love makes you do stupid things . . . like forgive people.

[Ava @avainwordland]

Excuse me, mister, could you hurry up, I have to be in my coffin by sunrise.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Idc how attractive you are, you better be funny too.

[maria @luvlymvr]

substance abuse is good for you sometimes

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

I saved you all a spot in the hand basket. Come on, it's time to go.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

“Let’s go camping”

Are you insane.

[vm @sunshine_soull]

the universe responds to alignment not desperation

[pingu @pingu4ll]

there’s 333g of protein in swallowing your pride

[c☆roline ྐ❤︎ @xcarolinejoness]

let’s molly bond as a first date

[Ava @avainwordland]

I’m once, twice, three times an idiot.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

They filmed Spiderman using webcams

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Comfort food is great until you end up with a comfort body.

[official lainie + vermont fanpage @222urnstile]

all sex is casual sex if no one is wearing a bow tie

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Edgar Allan Poes before Hoes

[aziah @aziahhhh1]

I love laughing bro I love funny people

[H @eitch42x]

all roads lead back to me figuring it out by myself

[camilita @nostalgi4s]

I know you miss me too you avoidant fuck

[Ethereal Trash Fire @etherealraccoon]

Love can grow in unexpected places. Always be ready with weed killer.