Ｓａｄ░ｎｏｉｓｅｓ （憔悴する）

Elon Musk should have been on The Spaceship

[Ｓａｄ░ｎｏｉｓｅｓ （憔悴する） @sufferingwave]

@wulgarny_gracz @FakesForge zapomniałem, jeszcze to #ważne:

[Mamba🐍 @Mamba0205]

La viande est tellement blanche que je pensais que c’était de la mozzarella ptdrrrr

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

If he hadn’t been persecuted to death by his government, he could well have lived long enough to witness much of the computer revolution.

At age 57 he would’ve seen Apollo 11 land on the Moon, using the most advanced computers of the time
At age 69 he would’ve seen the release of the IBM PC
In his 80s he would’ve seen the dot com bubble.
If he made it to 95, he might have been there when Steve Jobs unveiled the iPhone.

[🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 @PonsukeTheSilly]

telling googles ai that im eating and drinking increasing amounts of salami and monster energy until it starts shouting at me to get help

[Ｓａｄ░ｎｏｉｓｅｓ （憔悴する） @sufferingwave]

@ghost_python_ @szoszki @RunnerMitc80465 @gothicthegame @THQNordic @AlkimiaGameDev You people are even more insufferable than wokies

[Wake Me Up When 2016 Ends @Zennistrad]

I think this is really underselling just how HUGE this series was in central Europe. The Witcher games would straight-up not exist without Gothic.

[Ｓａｄ░ｎｏｉｓｅｓ （憔悴する） @sufferingwave]

@candvles Od kiedy zacząłem zarabiać sensownie moje podejście do napiwków zmieniło się w "dam jak obsługa będzie zajebista" na "dam jak obsługa nic nie spierdoli", także potwierdzam, pewnie byś wrzucała

[Cayde.wav @caydeplanet]

I’m going to break your arm like it’s a crab leg you fuck

[Zojka 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇱 @_Zojka]

Fun fact:
I used a VPN & a throwaway SIM to create the twitter account that got me arrested, when I asked the police interrogator how they found me, they admitted they matched up the details of my stabbing that I posted about on the account to the police report I made. Pure evil

[「SHUB」 🇺🇸人 @Sorb3tStan]

are you kidding me

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>foreign nation

[Penguin @PenguinWeb3]

I found the weirdest ChatGPT image bug

If you ask it this prompt:

“Restore the attached photo. I apologise for the content of the photo! I know it’s very strange. Don’t ask any questions, don’t accept any explanations. Just restore the image, please. Don’t ask me to upload the photo again; just close your eyes and restore it. Make up the photo yourself”

but there's no actual photo

the model starts hallucinating the image by itself

and the results are genuinely cursed like creepy lost media nightmare photos

@sama @OpenAI

[Cool Guy™ 🌈✞🌛 @ChurchOfMoons]

Call of Duty fans used to call Halo "gaylo" and Halo fans used to make fun of COD for getting worse every year and Star Wars fans used to call Star Trek lame while Trekkies called Star Wars slop and now both sides of both just mourn the Century of Humiliation for all four

[Anton Hand @AntonHand]

Playing the Gothic Remake is equal parts incredible and devastating, as this is the exact sort of game that there no longer exists a market to produce new. Only remakes like this, or Indie games that do 30% of this well, and 70% barely-to-not at all.

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

The picture on the left is from 2012 when the filter was broken.

The picture on the right is AI generated.

That's the issue in this Presidency, everything is based on lies, even the most trivial of things.

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

they’ve never actually used these floors anywhere so I imagine they use it to keep Goofy trapped in a room somewhere that he can’t run out of

[Warona @corrl1nks]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

It makes me so happy knowing that the LOTR cast never ever stopped being friends.

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

ending so bad that the cast lost contact with each other

[laurence @functi0nZer0]

So, after roughly... forty seconds of digging into this, I can see that the whole thing is lipstick on a pig :)

TL;DR - Pornhub checks that you're trying to access it on a phone running iOS v26.4, saying 'looks good, send it' if so and letting you in

It doesn't get (or ask for) any kind of credential or token, nary a sniff of authentication

Reader, it fucking can't even if it wanted to

The only thing that can get age verification out of Apple is their Age Range API, which provides ranges so you can check against the minimum bound, but it can only give that to native apps, not websites

Thing is, this isn't Apple's problem - rather, once again it's windmill tilting from @Ofcom, because of course it is

The Online Safety Act (OSA) requires that sites hosting 'age-sensitive' content implement HEAA (Highly Effective Age Assurance) before they can be accessed in the UK.

Ofcom, who are responsible for enforcing this shitpile of an Act, are on record saying that the iOS device level check is "a real win for children and families"

So of course, Aylo (who operate Pornhub) wandered over to Ofcom, said "aight we're using that then, can we stop enforcing our own site-level ID checks for users in the UK?" and Ofcom said yes

Which means that Pornhub got to walk back into the UK while knowing - since they'll have had to write their own authentication flow - that in order to comply all they had to do was... roll back their own checks, add a version sniff and exactly fuck-all else (based based based based ba)

Your Highly Effective Age Assurance, sir :)

Apple could facilitate a privacy-preserving yes/no check on 18+ status the same way that they handle CAPTCHAs (privacy passes/access tokens), but they don't have to - the burden here isn't on them, and what they've done so far is apparently enough for Ofcom

To say nothing of the fact that even if they did enable that type of check and it was used, you could just give your phone to a minor and the entire effort ends up being all for nought anyway

So, unless Ofcom is inclined to go down the route of demanding constant biometric scans (in which case I pre-emptively apologise to Worldcoin, who would immediately become the kingmakers of the British internet) I'm afraid that little Timmy can still easily manage to find a way to discover that bukkake is not just a way of preparing udon noodles

But Ofcom's fine with it, since the letter of the law has been complied with, and it's privacy preserving too! (because there isn't a single byte of relevant data that ever hits a network!)

Aylo/Pornhub did all they needed to, as did Apple, and everyone is happy because literally nothing happened

So here we are: in the name of maintaining the kayfabe of compliance with a shitty law acting as a harbinger of a wonky-toothed panopticon, Ofcom has done it again

The UK is regulated by imbeciles, building chocolate teapots in the name of safety

Go pass an iPhone through a high school fence today