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babe you make such good tweet fodder babe

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camgirl who's donation notif is chinese gong sound effect

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the rare shape rotator wordplay

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

"click" is unusual and possibly unique in that it

* has two distinct kernograms depending on capitalization and

* both of them are obscene

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disability is when you HAVE to post stupid shit takes online and then double down multiple times a day

[Ashley Shanks @ashleyadvocacy]

@pagan_hoetry Disabled people who can do some things looking down on other disabled people who can't do those specific things to feel better about being disabled is real fresh and original. We'll beat that ableism and internalized shame any day now at this rate.

[Matt @scriptumsent]

The time has come for the Milk Hotel to pick a side

[wint @dril]

TO AVOID SCARING OR OFFENDING CHILDREN WE'VE TAKEN ANNE FRANK'S DIARY AND REPLACED EVERY INSTANCE OF THE WORD "NAZI" WITH "POLICE MAN"

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

@DHSgov What are you running a strip club?

"ICE can touch you, but you can't touch them"

Get the fuck outta here!

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i thought "full extent of the law" meant they could arrest you and charge you for the maximum penalty but it actually means "any federal agent is allowed to execute you in broad daylight. if they want to"

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Reminder: if you lay a finger on a federal officer or agent, you will face the full extent of the law.

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getting blind drunk and stumbling home with a perfect Sandwalk

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snowbear mind control

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

I was curious if different kinds of bears could breed and turns out polar and grizzlies can.

I did find it funny that all confirmed hybrids we know of come from the same female Polar Bear who apparently has quite the fondness for Grizzly males.

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

Going after Iran’s virtually untouched stockpile of BPD Art Hoes in the immediate aftermath of the fall of the Mullahs like Earl Browder’s grandson snapping up Soviet assets for pennies on the dollar in the early 90s

[Ewan @jelly_pack]

The most armed population in history would do something about the Gestapo roaming their streets, but they need to save ammo for real emergencies like a child playing ding dong dash, or the sudden urge to commit a familial murder-suicide.

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my grandpa died of polio and he was all the better for it!

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LET👏KIDS👏GET👏PREVENTABLE👏DISEASES👏

[Spitfire @RealSpitfire]

Why is recommending 11 childhood vaccinations instead of 72 such an issue for people?

Why on earth would a child ever need 72 vaccines?!

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cool, does it pass the Bechdel Test?

[mitsuri @0xmitsurii]

In 2013, IBM scientists created the world's smallest movie by moving 65 atoms frame by frame.

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FINALLY I DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND I LIKE MY KIDS' DRAWINGS ANYMORE!!!!!

[David Lieb @dflieb]

Hit Christmas gift this year: Stickerbox.

Press button, describe something, AI generates an image and prints on a sticker. Great product design. We’ve printed hundreds of stickers so far.

Made by one of my YC Summer 2009 batchmates!

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my transhumanist desire is to be cremated into a fully conscious and completely helpless pile of dust

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that's probably on you for trying to donate 30 bags of pigskin garments

[NotMelissaVitelli @melissavitelli]

My wife went to drop off over 30 bags of clothes to a donation center.

They were so happy until they found out they were from a predominantly Jewish area in Brooklyn ( 4 of the bags were my clothes btw )

They said oh we only accept halal

She looked around and was like um the clothes you have out are literally the same types of clothes I have for you

They sent her away

Fuck. These. People.

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heheh... buy the cheese dip

[Barchart @Barchart]

BREAKING 🚨: Cheese 🧀

Cheese has fallen to its lowest prices in 5.5 years 📉📉

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tacking on another 16k because "they can get another job during summer" is like saying a part-timer at mcdonalds makes 80k a year because they *could* have another job whenever they're not working at mcdonalds

[Nicholas Decker @captgouda24]

More of us need to find the courage to tell teachers to pound sand. Not one penny more — and many cases, we should pay them a lot less.

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"being anti-xenophobia and anti-people-being-murdered-and-tortured-and-displaced is mutually incompatible hurrr i'm so smart lel"