Sarah Sullivan

give us this day our daily nerds cluster

[Sarah Sullivan @sullahsarivan]

tbh I am fine being called hysterical if it gets me sent to the ocean

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some of y’all would fall for beanie babies again

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we are so close to gen z discovering these

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why is everyone on the internet acting like they’ve never had cake with sprinkles

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if they opened a bar in nyc where men could just go to play synths they’d make a fortune

[Sarah Sullivan @sullahsarivan]

When they turn 35, they have to pick three more

[Judith Butler Bible Thumper @philosophysux]

When humans turns 25, they have to pick a sub-class:

nefarious bard
tailor
feudal lord
effete scribe
aimless country heir
court eunuch
toiler of the land
priest
aristocrat's child's tutor
knight
disgruntled baker
artist on perpetual wanderjahre
doomed sailor
bartender

[Sarah Sullivan @sullahsarivan]

do cell phone providers know they can cast outside snl in their ads

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at the rangers game there’s a booth where you can write a note to “say thank you to the nypd”lol

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said right now might be the Before Times for whatever this next thing is and my friends said I killed the vibe

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maybe we’re supposed to sacrifice the groundhog instead

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can’t believe I’m 35 years old and got priced out of tickets for the Hilary Duff concert

[Sarah Sullivan @sullahsarivan]

p cool I have to be on the app owned by someone in the Epstein files to actually learn anything about the Epstein files

[Sarah Sullivan @sullahsarivan]

I guess I thought that even during the apocalypse you would still need a license to operate a forklift

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Republican Congressman Andy Biggs has introduced a bill to abolish OSHA.

The entire text of the bill reads "The Occupational Safety and Health Act of 1970 is repealed. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration is abolished."

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@jillianiles wedding registry?!?!

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@jillianiles auction?!?!

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@jillianiles literally gets me through!!!!

[Sarah Sullivan @sullahsarivan]

@DegMaly Done

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@SamanthaRollins it's me but i will also be explaining it back to you

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